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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[kamenriderdecade]

[He'll lower his camera, and give you the most indifferent look ever.]

It's a castle. Apparently it kidnaps people through time and space.

And until it's done with you, you can't leave. So get comfortable.

[wheatdos]

[He tries to stop from laughin- nope. He's already laughing at him.]

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh my god... hehe... oh that's good, that's good. Ignore the laughing... I'm not laughing at you... heh... eheheh..."

[He's laughing at YOUUUU.]

"Great great... so where's you're eh... AI in charge then? What d'yeh want, some tests or something? Got some platforms to jump across? No offense, you look like a bit of a porker, so I would run a few laps before you got yourself into some tests, mate."

[kamenriderdecade]

[Yeahhhh, he's just going to ignore pretty much all of that. TL;DR MATE]

If that's what you want to believe, be my guest. Eventually though you're just going to have to settle in and deal with it.

I'll just look forward to the day I prove you wrong.

[wheatdos]

"Oh... oh look who think's they're all high and mighty.
You. It's you I'm talking about if you didn't know.
Thinkin' he's high and mighty. Yeah. I'm starting to dislike you already."

[He walks off in some direction, looking for an exit]

"Ohhhh.... hohohoho, I get you now. This is my first test isn't it? Getting out of this place. Alriiight, I get it. The customs of this place aren't like Aperture. That's alight, be vague. You... vague humanoid. Well dont worry, I've got it under control."

[Oh god what is he going to do]

[kamenriderdecade]

[He doesn't know what this guy is going to do exactly, but for some reason, he's pretty sure it's going to be hilariously stupid.

So he'll follow him, resting his hands in the pockets of his jacket as he does.]

[wheatdos]

"You know, I don't want you to take this personally, I really don't, but I already can safely say that I loathe you, mate. No-nothing personal, it's just that you really... it's just something about you really get's me going, you know?

Y-you know, it isn't really you either. It's that quiet personality of yours. You remind me of some human woman who was a real monster if I do say so myself. Ugly too. In fact she was probably the most hideous thing I ever laid my eyes on. And she had this- well, actually when I look at you the resemblance is uncanny.

What's your name, mate?

[kamenriderdecade]

[Oh, I'm sorry Wheatley, does Tsukasa's silence bother you?

That's a shame, because he's going to stay quiet as he follows.]