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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[wheatdos]

"Am I okay? Am I oka- did you just ask me if I'm okay?"

[Wait. It's another human? Oh great Wheatley just your luck. He suddenly straightens himself up and looks a bit more composed. A bit.]

"...Yes, of cooooouuuuurse. I'm fine, I'm fine. Y'know. I just end up in a CASTLE, looking like THIS. What kind of joke is this, did you- did you do this? You know, I bet it was you too, you look like a spacey kinda fellow.

Spacey... You know, cause of space.

I was in space a few minutes ago... and then how convenient of a spacey HUMAN to suddenly come to the "rescue" when Wheatley is starting to figure this place out. Covering your tracks, aren't ye?"

[He says this narrowing his eyes suspiciously]