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wheatdos ([personal profile] wheatdos) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-01-25 04:18 pm
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[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]
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psych0p0mps: surprised or curious (♈ startled sensation)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-01-29 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aradia takes it as a semi-legit question.]

Haha, if I was trying to kill you, I wouldn't use cake. Anyway, I don't know whose it is. So if it is poisoned it's not my fault.

[... Hands him a fork as long as she's over here. Then, though, something occurs to her.]

Oh - you know how to eat, right? Or ... have a general idea?
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[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-01-29 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eh, oh yeah yeah sure offf course. I've had to see humans eat loads of times. The humans... they just, they just take their meaty little fingers and take the food, and put it into their mouth. I've got this... I've got this... don't worry about me."

[He uses the fork and sticks a small piece of cake in his mouth.]

"..."

[Silence.]

"AGH! ACK... GAH!! HUTHGHH...JFJGGUUHHH..."

[COUGH. COUGH. OH GOD. COUGH. HE'S CHOKING. SHITSHITSHIT. He just flails madly. Guess he doesn't know how to swallow.]
psych0p0mps: covering her mouth in shock or disgust (♈ i've got to keep control)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-01-30 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah have some flailing from Aradia too. WHAT IS HUMAN FIRST AID...]

Ah! What's wrong? Uh - swallow! No, spit it out!

[in a panic, she slaps him hard on the back. DID THAT WORK 0_0]
wheatdos: (Wheatley: @0@.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-01-30 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
"GUHHH!!"

[Oh no. He hacks the bit of cake out, it going flying and hitting the wall.He's just, gasping for air, and then he laughs nervously.]

"...Ah.. ah... woo... well, well that was um, uh... [cough] invigorating."
psych0p0mps: neutral expression (♈ just a-having a think)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-01-31 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding. Okay, um, the first thing you need to know as a human is how to eat and breathe. Those are both really important for life, but you should not try to do them at the same time.

[ARADIA IS HELPFUL TEACHER?????]
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[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-01-31 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO. Well, maybe. Wheatley can be a horrible student.]

"I gathered that. Um, let's see... I, well at least I tasted it. It- it well, it tastes pretty... um, strange actually. Good? G-good? I guess, I can't explain it but I may want more of it."
psych0p0mps: ghost - eating something enthusiastically (pic#1524509)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-02-12 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[A short laugh sneaks out of her.]

It's good stuff. I can't see why John doesn't like it. [But that's off topic! She picks up the fork and a small bite of cake with it.] I'll show you how it's done. Watch closely. [chomp. she chews her bite very deliberately, then swallows.]
wheatdos: (Wheatley: Pleasant.)

[personal profile] wheatdos 2012-02-13 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He watches her, his eyes suddenly light up. He's watching her. Oh... oh he sees her. He's shivering intensely, a beat of sweat falls down his forehead, his pupils are focused. He can do this. He nods a few times]

"Yes, yes. Alright. Chew chew chew swallow. Alright, I've got it. Ive got it, okay now... ahem! Let's begin."

[He grabs the fork and basically does EXACTLY what she does. There seems to be a little struggling in the chewing and swallowing, but he manages to get it down after a series of wretched coughing and hacking]

"...Oh... oh... uh... [clears through] well, that's... that's actually, strangely satisfying. Like- like, like a... well, I can't quite thing of anything that can describe it. It's like being electrocuted.B-but in a good way."
psych0p0mps: badly drawn Aradia with a question mark (♈ boggle vacantly)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-02-27 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Aradia smiles approvingly and nods.] That's one way of putting it! Robots run on electricity, humans run on food... well, that's not the best analogy. It's more like fuel, only if you don't refuel every so often, you don't stop working, you just ... die.

Okay all of those analogies are terrible. But you see what I'm getting at?
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