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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[wheatdos]

"Wh-what? What are you, have you been watching me this whole time? Do you know where I am? You know, you know if you're watching you could at... at least say you're watching me. In fact, no, not really, because either way whether or not you ask I'd tell you that I don't like to be watched that much. Or at all, actually. No, no. Okay, haha, I guess I can just tell you... given that you probably already know now."

[Wheatley seemed like a bit of a paranoid sounding guy, speaking quick. He was able to get all of that speech into one breath,speaking a mile a minute. It was almost hard to understand.]

[wishmadeinfire]

"Dear boy, I was not watching you, I just came in," he said gently, quietly, not wanting to rile him up more than he was already.

[wheatdos]

"Oh, oh riiiiiight. As if I'd believe that- I.."

[He looks around]

"Where... what is this place? I don't know if this sounds crazy or not mate, but I can safely tell you that, that, that I do NOT belong here. One moment I was just... just floating in space, like... well, an object floating in space... and before I notice it I, I ended up here. Randomly! No explanation, jusst-just poof!"