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[molotov]

[So, ever since she started talking an acting like a normal person again, Molotov has had a problem.

A 6'8", 250 lb, blond Swedish problem.

Namely, that he won't leave her alone. It wasn't even this bad during their honeymoon. Molotov has crap to do, she can't deal with this 24/7!

But... she doesn't really want to admit to this problem. Or that she doesn't really know enough about sex to actually deal with this issue in a normal way (as opposed to... you know, castration).

So she sends out an anonymous, written, filtered question.]


[Filtered away from anyone under the age of 18]

Is there any way to damper a man's libido (excluding saltpeter)? Is it a medical condition for a man to be in a perpetual state of arousal? A doctor's input would be especially valuable for this situation, but suggestions are welcome.

Comments

[iamdamnloyal]

[She's got her medical books from the library now!]

Get him to ride a bike! I mean, this study says: "Pressure on the penis from long periods of bicycle riding can cause nerve compression, reduced blood flow to the penis and temporary erectile dysfunction, according to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center."

Which sounds totally true. I mean, bicycle seats are really not comfortable at all.

[molotov]

I don't want his penis damaged! It needs to be intact and functional, just... more like two or three times a day, instead of ten or eleven.

And that doesn't even stop all the other things.

[iamdamnloyal]

[Briefly dictated, because sorry...] Oh.

[AND BACK TO WRITING.]

Maybe you should suggest ways to build up the anticipation.

Take a trip!

[Dictated again....] OH! Oh!

[Written again....] Hide somewhere and blame the castle. I mean, it's not like the castle wouldn't do that.

[molotov]

That is... not a terrible idea, actually. Hiding.

[iamdamnloyal]

I mean, the castle has done some pretty weird things, so he won't have to question it.

You can just find somewhere and then ask the castle to take away the door. It did it for that ... Valentine's Day thing. It can totally do it again.

[molotov]

Yes, that might work. I think he would panic, though.

[iamdamnloyal]

Hmm... but you can be in contact with him the whole time.

You could also pretend to be on a loss.

Like, make up some crazy alternate personality and just.... be that person for a while.

[molotov]

That could be fun, actually.

[iamdamnloyal]

It could really work out for you, because you could have it last as long as you want and then if you need it again, you just think of something else.

If all else fails you blame the castle. It's about time someone used it to their advantage.

[molotov]

I agree!

[Harmony's plan is now the best one. JUST THINK ABOUT THAT, EVERYONE ELSE.]

[iamdamnloyal]

Good luck!