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[molotov]

[So, ever since she started talking an acting like a normal person again, Molotov has had a problem.

A 6'8", 250 lb, blond Swedish problem.

Namely, that he won't leave her alone. It wasn't even this bad during their honeymoon. Molotov has crap to do, she can't deal with this 24/7!

But... she doesn't really want to admit to this problem. Or that she doesn't really know enough about sex to actually deal with this issue in a normal way (as opposed to... you know, castration).

So she sends out an anonymous, written, filtered question.]


[Filtered away from anyone under the age of 18]

Is there any way to damper a man's libido (excluding saltpeter)? Is it a medical condition for a man to be in a perpetual state of arousal? A doctor's input would be especially valuable for this situation, but suggestions are welcome.

Comments

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[assassino]

[laughs]

Satisfy him.

Filter always! also written because EMBARRASSING

[molotov]

Insatiability is an issue here.

:')

[assassino]

Tarnish your good looks, then. Perhaps his attention will wander elsewhere.

[He's joking... possibly...]

Barring that, give him opium. It is not worth the effort after one has consumed opium –– it is difficult to start, or practically impossible to finish.

written!

[iamdamnloyal]

Have you tried crying? I'm pretty sure that a guy can't get aroused around crying women.

FOREVER

[molotov]

I do not have anything to cry about.

[iamdamnloyal]

You could try to fake it.

Watch some sad movies.

Or, maybe you could get him to work out more. Like a lot more. I hear that working out can decrease testosterone levels which totally will reduce his... drive.

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[echivoc]

Dress in the most unattractive way possible. Look like a slob, pretty much, unless your down-to-earth appearance is what he likes more...

filtered but written forever

[molotov]

[Molotov considers this.]

It could be worth a try. But he has never before shown any decrease in desire when I am not looking my best.

[echivoc]

Then make yourself up to be older than you look.

written & filtered

[20thcentury]

Tell him to fuck off. Usually works.

written & filtered forever~

[molotov]

That is one thing that I can absolutely guarantee will not work.

yesss

[20thcentury]

Have you tried punching as well?

[shipper_on_deck]

Tell him to get well acquainted with his hand. Other than that, there are some rather interesting toys out that come with a key and a padlock.

[molotov]

I can't use those. It's my loss.

[Literally the only thing like that that Molotov knows is her chastity belt.]

[assassino]

[laughing.......]

Put one on him, then!

Filter

[onlyanapple]

Nothing a bucket of icy water won't cure.

Filtered and written

[molotov]

I don't think I can do that every time.

[onlyanapple]

Really? It's pretty convenient, living in a magical wish castle.

dictated FOREVER

[not_like_the_rest]

Does he have to be alive afterwards?

ALWAYS WRITTEN

[molotov]

YES.

XD

[not_like_the_rest]

Fresh out of ideas then!

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[ino]

Isn't there anything else he likes to do?

Filtered and written

[molotov]

Not as much as me.

dictated;

[mrbigshotarrow]

Give him handjobs. Quick, painless, easy to do.

written I'M SO SORRY, I NEVER GOT A NOTIF FOR THIS

[molotov]

It wouldn't be effective at this... volume of activity.