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[molotov]

[So, ever since she started talking an acting like a normal person again, Molotov has had a problem.

A 6'8", 250 lb, blond Swedish problem.

Namely, that he won't leave her alone. It wasn't even this bad during their honeymoon. Molotov has crap to do, she can't deal with this 24/7!

But... she doesn't really want to admit to this problem. Or that she doesn't really know enough about sex to actually deal with this issue in a normal way (as opposed to... you know, castration).

So she sends out an anonymous, written, filtered question.]


[Filtered away from anyone under the age of 18]

Is there any way to damper a man's libido (excluding saltpeter)? Is it a medical condition for a man to be in a perpetual state of arousal? A doctor's input would be especially valuable for this situation, but suggestions are welcome.

Comments

[molotov]

[Well, that's just naive, Cross. And it's not an issue! It's them being too adept at banging.]

How do you know about it? Is it a problem you share?

[echivoc]

[ ......

This journal entry has him convinced this is an issue. ]

No. I have self-control, unlike the person we are discussing right now.

[molotov]

You just seem to be highly knowledgeable about it.

[echivoc]

I am simply going off of what I have learned from my time here and applying it to your situation.

how did i do that, that's embarrassing

[molotov]

You took the time to learn about sex addiction?

do what???

[echivoc]

No, I picked up a book and read about how medicine has advanced.

i replied to myself :(

[molotov]

I see. What is the treatment for this problem, then?

LMAO i have done it before ksjdfg

[echivoc]

From what I remember, therapy was used most of the time.

[molotov]

So... not really the immediate help I'm looking for.

[echivoc]

No, unfortunately.

Have you tried the old-fashioned "sit down and talk it out" method?

[molotov]

Yes. He is better at persuasion than talking.

[echivoc]

[ oh my god he just wants to go over to Molotov AND SHAKE HER!!! whoever this is AND SHAKE THEM!!! ]

Now he sounds like a control freak. A controlling, sexually-driven freak.

[molotov]

[It's not her fault he's not being helpful! She never said a word about wanting him to leave her alone forever or anything like that.

There's a pause, because he's not wrong. But Molotov kind of likes that.]

I just want the sex scaled back. Not gone or different.

[echivoc]

[ He hates himself for attempting to be this helpful BUT

A LADY(??!) IN DISTRESS!! he can't not help her... ]

Then tell him that. He should not take any offense to wanting to tone down how many times you do it daily, weekly, whatever.

[molotov]

[There's a pause while she thinks about this.]

I'm not worried about offense, so much. I just don't want him to feel rejected.

[echivoc]

And he should not feel rejection either. But, the relationship should not be:

— Wake up.
— Sex.
— Shower.
— Eat something.
— Several more sex sessions.
— Run errands. Sneak in a sex session.
— Get home, eat something again.
— Several more sex sessions.
— Sleep.

Rinse and repeat the entire thing. How blasé. If he feels rejected because you want to have no more than a total of five sex sessions a day, he needs to go see a psychiatrist.

[molotov]

Well, it hasn't been like this forever. Only the past week or so. Maybe two, now.

[echivoc]

[ god he is so convinced it's Molotov & Brock... ]

It does not matter how long it has been going on for. What does matter is that you gain control of the situation before it hits absurd levels.

[molotov]

[NOPE. WRONG.]

You don't think he'll eventually tire himself out?

[echivoc]

[ YEP. RIGHT. ]

As of this moment, no. Maybe in a few months.

[molotov]

[NO STFU]

Months?!

[echivoc]

[ YES NEVER ]

Months. [ he says it ominously and darkly for effect. ] Which is why I suggest talking about it now.

[molotov]

[She's quiet for a few beats, tapping her pen on the page.]

I suppose you are probably right.

[echivoc]

[ a chuckle ] Oh, I know I am.

You could always fake a loss, but that has the potential of backfiring.

[molotov]

I was thinking of just hiding in a room.