'cause everything is never as it seems;

[persequor]

[ The journals catch the sound of a warning hiss and a frustrated growl. A pattering of feet and yowling follow. For anyone in the ballroom, you'll see a girl with a grumpy looking cat in her arms. She smiles down at it. ]

Told you I could catch you.



(( ooc: feel free to claim the cat as your character's own if they have one ♥ ))

Comments

[fantasies]

They went their separate ways, because Snow White only said she'd help Prince Charming get his stuff back. But they didn't want to separate. They fell in love with each other while they were traveling together, but the Prince was already supposed to get married.

So Snow White goes and lives in the forest by herself.

[persequor]

[ Arya rolls her eyes. Sansa would have been sighing at the romance; Arya finds it utterly ridiculous. ]

Does she ever face her stepmother?

[fantasies]

I'm getting to it.

[persequor]

Then hurry up.

[fantasies]

Do you even want to hear the story?

[persequor]

Yes.

[fantasies]

Why? You keep complaining about it.

[persequor]

Because parts don't make sense. But you started it so finish it.

[fantasies]

[GOSH. fine. girls are weird.]

A few days before his wedding, Snow White gets a letter from Prince Charming. He tells her that he loves her, and if she feels the same way she should come see him at the castle.

She breaks into the castle the night before the wedding, but the guards catch her and throw her into the dungeon. That's where she meets Grumpy -- he's a dwarf -- and together they break out again.

[persequor]

She's going to make him break his betrothal? [ Gods be good, this woman is stupider by the second. ]

[fantasies]

Well... Yeah, I guess so. [He seems confused, if just because she's making it sound like a bad thing.] He didn't love his fiancee, and she didn't love him.

[persequor]

So?

[fantasies]

So, why would you want to marry someone you don't love?

[persequor]

Because people don't marry for love. Why would they?

[fantasies]

[Complete bafflement.]

Why wouldn't they?

[persequor]

Because that's not the point of marriage. No one would ever marry for love. You marry and then love comes. [ As it did with her parents. ] How do you not know that?

[fantasies]

That doesn't make any sense. What if you're not meant to be with whoever you end up marrying?

[persequor]

Is this a jape? [ She will punch him if it's a jape. ]

[fantasies]

No, it's not a... whatever that is.

[persequor]

You don't know what a jape is?

[ No wonder he likes that stupid woman so much. He's as big an idiot. ]

[fantasies]

[defensively:]

Nobody says that where I'm from.

[persequor]

Nobody teaches you right either.

[fantasies]

They teach me fine.

[persequor]

For a girl.

[fantasies]

For anybody. Just because they teach you different stuff in your world doesn't make it any better than mine.