Entry tags:
07 | down the river with a butz | action&dictated
So I'm sitting in a canoe but I don't know how to canoe.
This was a really stupid idea.
[If you go to the river, you might find him sitting in a boat with a paddle across his lap and his soaking wet journal on the floor of the boat in front of him, pouting. Because clearly it's very difficult to canoe.]
Can anyone come rescue me? I seriously don't think I'm gonna make it back to be honest with you. I'm getting sort of worried here...
This was a really stupid idea.
[If you go to the river, you might find him sitting in a boat with a paddle across his lap and his soaking wet journal on the floor of the boat in front of him, pouting. Because clearly it's very difficult to canoe.]
Can anyone come rescue me? I seriously don't think I'm gonna make it back to be honest with you. I'm getting sort of worried here...

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[You can hear some splashing noises as he tries to get it figured out]
...freaking...
I still don't get it... I'm still just going in circles, what the heck am I doing wrong?
[Oh wait.]
...oh, okay... I missed the two sides part...