azuredemonic: (What - And far away)
Vergil ([personal profile] azuredemonic) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-01-28 11:16 am
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I have lobsters taped to my wrists.

[And now you can hear them, snapping about, clicking...making other lobster sounds. And Vergil is just silent as the grave for the longest time. And when he talks again, it's two parts baffled, two parts concerned, one part unamused and one part disturbed]

Why do I have lobsters taped to my wrists?

[SNAP! Yup, one got his nose. And despite fighting demons, regularly getting thrashed, regenerating from beatings and all other kinds of things, it hurts like a bitch. So there's quiet. And then a breath being sucked in slowly. And then=]

AAARH! GET OFF!

[Tug tug TUUUUUUUG stumble trip crash SNAP]

DAMN YOU, don't you start!

[Scrambling up, pulling, stumbling forward again, and the book gets knocked to the floor and shut in the process]

[ooc: Loss start]
someoneto_carry: (This is going to go well)

[personal profile] someoneto_carry 2012-01-28 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You must be special.
someoneto_carry: (amused)

[personal profile] someoneto_carry 2012-01-28 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. You're even comin' up with a catchphrase now.