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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

Comments

[midget]

What? But I like it more at night! Why can't they all come out during the day instead?

[exanimatus]

Because that's not sneaky at all.

...Actually, I think some lake monsters might come out during the day.

Ah, whatever. Stick with one of us, you'll be fine.

[midget]

...All right! I can do that.

[exanimatus]

Great. Nothing's gonna come get us.

Think there's anything cool to do in that little town at night?

[midget]

It's kinda small. I think everywhere's gonna be closed.

But it could be fun to explore. [ Because things are just cooler at night, you know? ]

[exanimatus]

Yeah. Maybe there's an old warehouse with secret ancient artifacts in it or something. Or an antique shop that doesn't blow. Or, I dunno, some roofs we can go climbing on.

[...] And don't listen to Rin, she's no fun.