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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

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Your face is boring.

[exanimatus]

Your mom is bor--actually no, wait. Your mom's okay.

[payback]

My mom is dead, dumbass.

[exanimatus]

Psh, yeah. I know that. Dead mom club, hello.

I meant your guardian or whatever.

1/2

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, THAT'S true. Galadriel is the best.

[exanimatus]

...Hey.

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What?

[exanimatus]

Is there any room left in your cabin...?

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Ooh, you wanna come over?

[exanimatus]

Yes. My family is crazy.

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It's kinda crowded... but I bet it's less crowded than yours. [What with Cross and his huge mess of children.]

[exanimatus]

I think I'm on the roof, otherwise.

But hell, I bet the roof on your house is quieter. Already a plus.

[payback]

Come over!

[exanimatus]

Oooon it.

[just let him grab his diary and his mascara and he will be good to go.]

[payback]

[Titters. She'll be sitting at the bottom of the stairs with Tadaharu (as a dog) sitting on her feet when he gets there.]