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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

Comments

[midget]

Eeeh? But that's boring. I want to explore! And meet our family.

[payback]

Well... just make sure Galadriel knows where you're going! And take your iJournal with you.

[midget]

Ahhh that sounds like a lot of work.

[payback]

You know what would also be a lot of work? Rescuing YOU... from being KIDNAPPED!

[midget]

Whaaaat?

But only strangers kidnap you! That's why it's called "stranger danger!" And everyone here is family!

[payback]

Yeah, but you don't know them all by sight! So take your iJournal everywhere and tell Galadriel where you're going!

[midget]

But how am I going to know them if I don't meet them all first?

[payback]

Meet them but take your iJournal with you and tell Galadriel where you're going!

[midget]

Do I have to?

[payback]

Yes!

[midget]

Fine, fine...

[payback]

Good.

And don't listen to Zelman!

[midget]

Whaaaaat? But Zelman's smart! Why shouldn't I listen to him?

[payback]

He's just trying to scare you! You shouldn't be wandering around at night.