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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

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[wilder]

[a sigh] Right, right. Okay that's a good point-

[except then one of the things he says clicks]

Wait. You know how to hotwire a car?

[exanimatus]

...You... don't know how to hotwire a car?

[like that's a skill that everyone just learns. djfklsd.]

[wilder]

[sdflkjsdfkmls. MY GOD ZELMAN. If he wasn't an atheist, he'd be wondering what he did in his past life to deserve to be born into a family with little siblings like these]

[...Nah. He still wonders it]

No. And it's kinda scary you seem to think that it's something I should know.

[exanimatus]

Well. ...Surprise.

[he just kinda shrugs djfklsdfsd]

[wilder]

...Just tell me you haven't put it into practice.

[exanimatus]

I have only used my powers for good, not evil.

[stuffs his hands in his pockets. :T]

[wilder]

[He rolls his eyes as he approaches the food table of the BBQ or whatever is going one]

Sure, whatever.

Just don't get arrested or leave Dashboard Confessional in anyone's stereo.

[exanimatus]

AUGH! [THROWS HIS HANDS UP] Stop saying that!

[wilder]

What? Isn't that something you listen to? [IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME TO HIM]

[exanimatus]

No! It's not! [where do you people even get these ideas?] Jeez, that's not even close!

[wilder]

Then what do you listen to?

[exanimatus]

Like... You know, Marilyn Manson. Cruxshadows. Rasputina. Rammstein. You could have said Linkin Park, even that would have been better.

[wilder]

Oh. [Wow Zelman. Wow.]

Sorry, but the idea of any of you listening to Linkin Park hurts my brotherly heart too much to bear thinking about.