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Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] onlyanapple) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-08-20 07:15 pm
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230 is a common voltage in the European Union

[Crowley had been rather distracted for the last few days. What with having that...moment with Zelman and all, he'd ignored the carnival completely. Not that he'd have gone to it anyway. Carnivals were considerably un-hip.

But stepping out into the grounds, to where his most prized possession had been. Well. It probably would have been wiser for him to pay more attention. He opens his journal immediately, glowering at the empty space that should have contained a 1926 Bentley
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Okay, which one of you arseholes has taken my car? I know it's got to be one of you, Del knows not to give it legs any more so it's not going to walk off by itself.

I'm giving you half an hour, that's thirty minutes to give it back. If it's not back after that time has elapsed, I'm afraid to inform you my ability to understand the concept of mercy will be at an all time low.

Tick tock, morons. Tick. Fucking. Tock
samson: (jokes w/ stupid hat)

[personal profile] samson 2012-09-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not if it's stainless steel.
samson: (delicious tobacco)

[personal profile] samson 2012-09-09 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, problem solved. Get a bunch of shark traps and you'll be golden.
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[personal profile] samson 2012-09-09 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I don't think the metalworkers in town would even know what a shark is. [Since Paradisa is landlocked...]

Oh, well. Desperate times, right.
samson: (get rid of the rush tape)

[personal profile] samson 2012-09-09 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What ... you're kidding, right? Didn't you notice when everybody got sick from wishing a couple months ago?
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[personal profile] samson 2012-09-10 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's, uh ... really something.
samson: (rough trade in a tight camisole)

[personal profile] samson 2012-09-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's one way of putting it ...
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[personal profile] samson 2012-09-10 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'd probably go with "crazy" instead.
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[personal profile] samson 2012-09-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS GUY...]

Yeah, sure.