✿ Two Slices of Cheesecake ♐

[holycraponacracker]

Okay, this is ridiculous. I’ve been begging people to put my shoes on for me, and usually I’m unsuccessful because that sounds really creepy.

I guess this is my loss thingy. Anyway, I need someone to do me a huge favor. I need a not creepy person to volunteer to put my shoes on for me. Please! Pretty please! I feel really stupid walking around with bare feet. Plus, shoes are so cute.

Maybe if multiple people volunteer, I could rotate people! Yeah! I could set up a shoe schedule.

[She writes the following, editing it as people volunteer]

Monday
Name

Tuesday
Name

Wednesday
Name

Thursday
Name

Friday
Name

Saturday
Name

Sunday
Name

[And then she starts talking again.]

Right. And then you’d be on shoe call, like a doctor or something. See? This isn’t so bad.

[She’ll then be exploring the town, window shopping, and eating.]

Comments

[whichwayyoulean]

...

Well that doesn't sound concerning at all.

[holycraponacracker]

I just need a teensy-weensy little favor, sweetie.

[whichwayyoulean]

Liiiiike?

[Oh wait. OH WAIT]

Okay, first off, I'm on a super-fun expedition right now, so I'm not even in the castle. And secondly?

No. Just no.

[holycraponacracker]

Awww come on, Twicey! Friends help friends, it's a rule.

[whichwayyoulean]

Besides, I don't leave my room. Like ever.