2nd Diamond [Written]

[yay_heiress]

[London always liked the idea of writing in a diary, and the fact that she now has a diary that everyone can read intrigues her. ((Be warned: London is a terrible speller.))

Deer everybudy,

It's me, London Tipton! This is a pretty pen. But I still dont no why its diskised as a fether.

So, I've bin around this palice and so far, it's really weird. Creepy stuf happens, and there are no taxees to take me to the city for shopping. I aktualy have to wok! :( But on the brite side, the closets give me stuf so I dont have to shop! Yay mee! But that kind of takes the fun out of shopping doesnt it?

Anyways, what do u guys do around here for fun? There are so many of u here, and I feel like I've only met like [[there's a pause in the writing as she takes time to count on her fingers]] five peeple. Thats like, 20% of u! Wat do u guys do for fun besidze riting in jernals and stuf?

So, open up yur majic book thingies and spil! Speshully other rich peeple. That way, we can mock the poor. Yay us! Heehee!

Luv,
London Tipton! <3<3<3

Comments

[yay_heiress]

[If there's only one thing London knows, it's fashion.]

Fiiiiiiiiiine.
[She's rolling her eyes as she writes this. Don't expect her to actually learn anything from it.]

[rainbowed]

Thank You So Much

[And really, she means it. :T Kanaya enjoys meddling and helping people out a little too much.

So without further ado, she sets forth on correcting London's entry.]

Dear everybuody,

It's me, London Tipton! This is a pretty pen. But I still don't know why it's diskised disguised as a feather.

So, I've bin been around this paliace and so far, it's really weird. Creepy stuff happens, and there are no taxees taxis to take me to the city for shopping. I aktualy Honestly What Is This actually have to work! :( But on the brite bright side, the closets give me stuff so I don't have to shop! Yay me! But that kind of takes the fun out of shopping, doesn't it?

Anyways, what do you guys do around here for fun? There are so many of you here, and I feel like I've only met like five peeople. That's like, 20% of you!* What do you guys do for fun besidze besides writing in jernals journals and stuff?

So, open up your majgic book thingies and spill! Speshully Especially other rich peeple. That way, we can mock the poor. Yay us! Heehee!

Luove,
London Tipton! <3<3<3

*I Would Like To Bring Up The Fact That Your Math Is Incorrect Here

There This Looks Much Better And Now You Can Truly Say You Are Beautiful In All Ways

[yay_heiress]

So becuz my jernal entry is better, that makes me prettier?

[She briefly reads the corrections.]

Ew! Hoo sed anything about working?