2nd Diamond [Written]

[yay_heiress]

[London always liked the idea of writing in a diary, and the fact that she now has a diary that everyone can read intrigues her. ((Be warned: London is a terrible speller.))

Deer everybudy,

It's me, London Tipton! This is a pretty pen. But I still dont no why its diskised as a fether.

So, I've bin around this palice and so far, it's really weird. Creepy stuf happens, and there are no taxees to take me to the city for shopping. I aktualy have to wok! :( But on the brite side, the closets give me stuf so I dont have to shop! Yay mee! But that kind of takes the fun out of shopping doesnt it?

Anyways, what do u guys do around here for fun? There are so many of u here, and I feel like I've only met like [[there's a pause in the writing as she takes time to count on her fingers]] five peeple. Thats like, 20% of u! Wat do u guys do for fun besidze riting in jernals and stuf?

So, open up yur majic book thingies and spil! Speshully other rich peeple. That way, we can mock the poor. Yay us! Heehee!

Luv,
London Tipton! <3<3<3

Comments

[rainbowed]

[...wow]

Im Sorry But This Is Almost Entirely Illegible
Would You Like Me To Correct Your Spelling Errors For You

[yay_heiress]

Spelling errors? Are u a teecher or sumthing?

[rainbowed]

No But Maybe You Should See If You Can Find A Teacher Here
I Tried To See If Maybe I Wasnt Able To Read Your Handwriting Correctly But No
Your Spelling Is Atrocious

[yay_heiress]

Thank u!

[doublethefun]

[stare]

Mock the poor? Truly?

Written

[cyan_maid]

[Oh dear GOD. The GRAMMAR...]

I know it comes off as extremely rude, but I cannot ignore how...atrocious your grammar is!
Please, tell me you have an English or Phonics textbook on hand.

[rainbowed]

That Wasnt A Compliment

[yay_heiress]

It wasnt?

[yay_heiress]

Uh-huh! Thats what i used to do back home.

Re: Written

[yay_heiress]

U no, yur the second person to tell me that. And the last person sed it wasnt a compliment.

Y wood I have a texbook?

[rainbowed]

No
Do I Have Your Permission To Correct Your Entry
Please

[yay_heiress]

Not after insalting me u dont.

[rainbowed]

[If only London could see Kanaya's face right now.]

Insulting
You Should View It More As Constructive Criticism Than An Insult
Please

[yay_heiress]

But that still sounds bad.

I dont need constructshen. I'm beautiful the way I am!

[rainbowed]

Construction
Im Sure Youre Absolutely Stunning
Did You Know That Im A Seamstress And A Designer I Can Help Make You More Outfits If Youd Like
I Just Wish To Help Beautify Your Grammar

[She's so awkward.]

[yay_heiress]

Reelly????

[You have just made London's life.]

[rainbowed]

Really
I Can Create Any Sort Of Outfit You Desire
Anything I Make Would Be Specially Designed For You Too

[yay_heiress]

U mean, like my own personal Arturo Vitali?

[rainbowed]

Who Is That

[yay_heiress]

A famous fashion designer. Duh!

[rainbowed]

Uh Then Yes Sure I Will Be Your Very Own Arturo Vitali
Did You Even Spell The Name Right [This is crossed out very well.]
So Can I Help Rewrite Your Entry Please

[molotov]

If you want to mock the poor, I hope you made all of your money on your own. But I am assuming not, based on your spelling.

Written

[jimfromit]

I actually think I might have dropped an IQ point or two after reading that.

Thanks.

[assassino]

[For nobility, she seems remarkably uneducated...

Have a thick Italian accent. The sexy kind. Teasing:]

What would you have us do for fun?

[yay_heiress]

[If there's only one thing London knows, it's fashion.]

Fiiiiiiiiiine.
[She's rolling her eyes as she writes this. Don't expect her to actually learn anything from it.]