2nd Diamond [Written]

[yay_heiress]

[London always liked the idea of writing in a diary, and the fact that she now has a diary that everyone can read intrigues her. ((Be warned: London is a terrible speller.))

Deer everybudy,

It's me, London Tipton! This is a pretty pen. But I still dont no why its diskised as a fether.

So, I've bin around this palice and so far, it's really weird. Creepy stuf happens, and there are no taxees to take me to the city for shopping. I aktualy have to wok! :( But on the brite side, the closets give me stuf so I dont have to shop! Yay mee! But that kind of takes the fun out of shopping doesnt it?

Anyways, what do u guys do around here for fun? There are so many of u here, and I feel like I've only met like [[there's a pause in the writing as she takes time to count on her fingers]] five peeple. Thats like, 20% of u! Wat do u guys do for fun besidze riting in jernals and stuf?

So, open up yur majic book thingies and spil! Speshully other rich peeple. That way, we can mock the poor. Yay us! Heehee!

Luv,
London Tipton! <3<3<3

Comments

[rainbowed]

[...wow]

Im Sorry But This Is Almost Entirely Illegible
Would You Like Me To Correct Your Spelling Errors For You

[yay_heiress]

Spelling errors? Are u a teecher or sumthing?

[rainbowed]

No But Maybe You Should See If You Can Find A Teacher Here
I Tried To See If Maybe I Wasnt Able To Read Your Handwriting Correctly But No
Your Spelling Is Atrocious

[doublethefun]

[stare]

Mock the poor? Truly?

[yay_heiress]

Uh-huh! Thats what i used to do back home.

[doublethefun]

[yup, pony is scowling at the journal]

That doth be a horrible pastime.

Written

[cyan_maid]

[Oh dear GOD. The GRAMMAR...]

I know it comes off as extremely rude, but I cannot ignore how...atrocious your grammar is!
Please, tell me you have an English or Phonics textbook on hand.

Re: Written

[yay_heiress]

U no, yur the second person to tell me that. And the last person sed it wasnt a compliment.

Y wood I have a texbook?

Written

[cyan_maid]

That is because it isn't!
You would have a textbook so you could learn how to fix your grammar! Why else would you need one?!

[molotov]

If you want to mock the poor, I hope you made all of your money on your own. But I am assuming not, based on your spelling.

[yay_heiress]

How did u no?

[molotov]

Because anyone this bad at basic communication would be incapable of earning their own wealth.

Written

[jimfromit]

I actually think I might have dropped an IQ point or two after reading that.

Thanks.

Re: Written

[yay_heiress]

Yur welcome! I do wat i can to help.

Written

[jimfromit]

...you are aware of what it means to drop IQ points right?

[assassino]

[For nobility, she seems remarkably uneducated...

Have a thick Italian accent. The sexy kind. Teasing:]

What would you have us do for fun?

dictated

[yay_heiress]

[London is a sucker for sexy Italian accents.]

Maybe lunch?

[And she's quite a bold flirt.]

[fulltilt]

[CANT BELIEVE THIS GIRL.... julie puts a hand on her face before replying]

Yeah, mocking the poor! Sounds like a time. [half-hearted arm-thrust goes here DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THAT besides her dad idk]

Dictated?

[yay_heiress]

How come everyone always zeros in on that part? If you're not rich, you don't have to mock the poor with me. Geez.

[knight_2000]

I quite like to visit the library. You should try it sometime. It might help to improve your spelling.

[yay_heiress]

Library?

[I know it's hard to believe, but she's actually feigning ignorance in this case.]

;dictated

[delincuente]

[Oh God, this girl is even denser than Alex thought. She takes a minute to vaguely skim the journal entry, before snorting in a totally ladylike manner.]

That isn't even how you spell "especially". It totally has an "e" at the beginning.

[And, of course, several other letters different. Alex is clearly a spelling master.]

Re: ;dictated

[yay_heiress]

[Must everyone tell London just how much she sucks at writing? She goes up to her passage and squishes in an "e."]

Is that better, little miss smarty-pants?

dictated

[pocketmage]

[ ... Oh good God. Genis just stares at the page, littered with spelling errors.

And the whole "mocking the poor" thing isn't going to fly by so easily. ]

For someone rich, it doesn't even look like you went to school. [ he says incredulously. ]

Re: dictated

[yay_heiress]

But I did go to school!