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2nd Diamond [Written]

[London always liked the idea of writing in a diary, and the fact that she now has a diary that everyone can read intrigues her. ((Be warned: London is a terrible speller.))

Deer everybudy,

It's me, London Tipton! This is a pretty pen. But I still dont no why its diskised as a fether.

So, I've bin around this palice and so far, it's really weird. Creepy stuf happens, and there are no taxees to take me to the city for shopping. I aktualy have to wok! :( But on the brite side, the closets give me stuf so I dont have to shop! Yay mee! But that kind of takes the fun out of shopping doesnt it?

Anyways, what do u guys do around here for fun? There are so many of u here, and I feel like I've only met like [[there's a pause in the writing as she takes time to count on her fingers]] five peeple. Thats like, 20% of u! Wat do u guys do for fun besidze riting in jernals and stuf?

So, open up yur majic book thingies and spil! Speshully other rich peeple. That way, we can mock the poor. Yay us! Heehee!

Luv,
London Tipton! <3<3<3

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Oh. Well then, I wasn't here.

Just because you weren't here doesn't mean it didn't happen.

I believe you! But you did ask if I was here or not, didn't you?

...I did. [Sigh.]

So you're saying people get in trouble for wishing too much?

Well I don't know if it's a common occurrence, but it might happen again.

*Gasp!*
Stupid castle! That isn't very nice!

[Okay, that gets a chuckle.]

I highly doubt the castle was ever nice to begin with.

I guess that explains why it kidnapped us!

Well, not exactly. It does have a specific reason.

[London do you wanna know this it might blow your mind]

What would be a god reason to kidnap people from all over the world?

Well, I know it's hard to believe, but apparently, the castle needs us. It, erm...feeds off of us.

Gosh, I feel foolish saying it aloud...

It's gonna eat us?

It apparently eats our souls, or something like that. Not us.

Oh, good!

"Good"? How in the world can that ever be good???

Well, I'd rather keep my body. I mean, I can't put Manolo Blahniks on my soul!

[Oh wow. Okay. She's given up. She really has.]

...If you say so.

[Yeah, it's probably for the best. Reasoning with London seldom works.]

Besides, if you don't have a body, what would you do with a soul, anyway?

Live on as a ghost? I don't know...

But then everyone would be afraid of me.

Ooh! I could haunt my money and make sure no one steals it while I'm dead!

Sure. You do that.

What would you do with your soul?

I think I would keep it exactly where it is.

Even if your body got eaten?

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