2nd Diamond [Written]

[yay_heiress]

[London always liked the idea of writing in a diary, and the fact that she now has a diary that everyone can read intrigues her. ((Be warned: London is a terrible speller.))

Deer everybudy,

It's me, London Tipton! This is a pretty pen. But I still dont no why its diskised as a fether.

So, I've bin around this palice and so far, it's really weird. Creepy stuf happens, and there are no taxees to take me to the city for shopping. I aktualy have to wok! :( But on the brite side, the closets give me stuf so I dont have to shop! Yay mee! But that kind of takes the fun out of shopping doesnt it?

Anyways, what do u guys do around here for fun? There are so many of u here, and I feel like I've only met like [[there's a pause in the writing as she takes time to count on her fingers]] five peeple. Thats like, 20% of u! Wat do u guys do for fun besidze riting in jernals and stuf?

So, open up yur majic book thingies and spil! Speshully other rich peeple. That way, we can mock the poor. Yay us! Heehee!

Luv,
London Tipton! <3<3<3

Comments

[yay_heiress]

Oh.

[molotov]

Da. Anyway, try to find someone to teach you how to spell.

[yay_heiress]

Ok, fine.

[molotov]

Good.

[There's an awkward pause here, like Molotov isn't exactly sure how to speak to London.]

Run along then.

[MOLOTOV, SHE ISN'T FIVE.]

LOL

[yay_heiress]

Okay!

[Apparently, London is five. Sometimes.]

[molotov]

[Oh. Well then. That works.]