The Once-ler (
whichwayyoulean) wrote in
paradisa2012-09-05 07:50 pm
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Eleven Truffula Trees
[As the boats make their way back up the windy jungle river, the Once-ler takes this time to dictate into journal. Mostly to try to not pay attention to the fact they're on a large body of water. Again]
Day fifteen of unwilling capture.
We're back on the river of doom and heading back to the castle of even-larger-doom. Note to me: get a better security system to stop this from happening ever again. Seriously. Whoever said this would be fun and good for me clearly have me wrong. I don't find giant birds of death fun at all. They're not even slightly giggle-worthy.
Oh, and while we're on the subject. Quick poll for the people back in the castle. When you hear weird bird sounds in a jungle you've just landed at, do you mimic those sounds and so attract the attention of whatever is making those sounds so they come and make 'friends' with you?
If you answered 'no', then congratulations, you're not completely insane, which is more than can be said for some people who won't be named here.
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His name rhymes with proud.
Day fifteen of unwilling capture.
We're back on the river of doom and heading back to the castle of even-larger-doom. Note to me: get a better security system to stop this from happening ever again. Seriously. Whoever said this would be fun and good for me clearly have me wrong. I don't find giant birds of death fun at all. They're not even slightly giggle-worthy.
Oh, and while we're on the subject. Quick poll for the people back in the castle. When you hear weird bird sounds in a jungle you've just landed at, do you mimic those sounds and so attract the attention of whatever is making those sounds so they come and make 'friends' with you?
If you answered 'no', then congratulations, you're not completely insane, which is more than can be said for some people who won't be named here.
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His name rhymes with proud.

dick tater'd
furevuh
A time machines.
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Which means you're totally ready to go on the next trips.
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Whatever, she still considers him a friend for shoujo manga reasons. ]
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Dictated
And yet, I can't bring myself to be surprised.
forever!
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dictated from some other boat yep
[
He's gonna hit him with the nail bat and hide the body...Or just scare the hell out of him with bird sounds, forever.]Kweh.
awww yeah forever
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Dictated
[She's traveled with one of them; she knows what she's talking about. She also might join in next time.]
forever!
Always!
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Dictation
forever!
Yaaay~!
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Dictated forever and all that jazz
aww yis
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