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[The Once-ler is used to a busy schedule. After all, he always has a number of jobs on the go at once, and it's rare he finds time to just stop nowadays. However, he always makes time for Ted, the kid means the world and more to him, after all.

But Ted was nowhere to be found in the mansion they were staying in while the Once-ler worked on a home in the city for them both. He wasn't in the garden, anywhere in the town, or even by the tree. He'd tried contacting the kid over and over again in the journal, with no answer. Eventually, he knew he'd have to do that most dreaded of activities: checking the door of a loved one.

Of course, Ted's name was not there, and the Once-ler's heart sank. He couldn't stay in the hallway, not with the mistletoe still around, so he quickly got out of there, finding the one thing, the one place in this castle that linked the two of them. Not caring that much for the snow, he sat down by the growing Truffula tree. He slowly became aware of a horrible, empty feeling, a dark endless void starting to fill him on the inside. Absently, he recognised it as the feeling he had as everyone had left him alone in the Valley. It was a terrifying, hopeless sort of feeling. He'd almost forgotten what it was like.

He stayed there for a while, ignoring the cold, before eventually letting out a shuddery breath, taking out his journal and writing in it, not trusting his voice
]

For those who care. [The irony of his chosen opening statement was not lost on him] Ted Wiggins has gone home.

[And with that he closed his journal, remaining where he was sitting for now, staring at the red tufts of the little tree. Fifty years was going to be a long, long time]
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[The Once-ler has been surviving the loss of the people he loves by burying himself into his work. By hiding away and ignoring everyone. Remaining in his nice, safe tower, away from the residents, away from everything.

But now he's standing in the hallway of floor five, staring at his new room. He knows it's his room, not only because he woke up in it, but because of that horrible, dreadful phrase in place of his name. He remembers that conversation only too well. It haunts him even now, after over a year of living in this place.
Which way does a tree fall? The way it leans. Be careful which way you lean. The Once-ler hadn't been careful. And he'd fallen completely the wrong way, and taken everything else with him in the process.

He's already tried the tower, of course. It's empty, gutted, his safe haven completely wrenched away from him. He exhales, staring at that phrase again, his little UNLESSES already carving their way into the wood beside it, making matters worse. He knows one thing is clear, he can't stay here. Not like this. So, he picks up his journal, moving to sit just inside the doorway, his long legs curled up in front of him as he rests the book on his knees]

Anyone know if the town has any empty rooms right now?
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[Learning about Sheena's death has bumped Once-ler's paranoia from a five to a ten. He knows people are hiding out in the library, in that bar in town, in those other safe zones, but he remembers being on the Event Horizon. If something is attacking them, or god forbid if one of their OWN is attacking them, then it won't matter if you're in numbers or not. Heck, being in a big group might just attract attention to them. He's more than content to stay in his tower with all his traps, thank you. But there are two somethings that are missing. He quickly picks up a pen to scribble into the journal:]

Ted and the Lorax )

[He almost leaves it at that, but he knows he can't. Not after the news of today.]

Friends )

[There's a tap of his pen on the journal. He's a salesman, he's finding it difficult to get things across without his quick and easy patter. It's very different having to write it all down]

Well, this sucks.
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[Later tonight, one may find the peace of their evening disturbed by a horrible screeching sound permeating the journals. As if metal is meeting metal in a horrible, scraping doom. Accompanying the terrible screeching is a low thudum-thudum-thudum. This continues for about a minute before the Once-ler manages to grab hold of his journal, laughing nervously into the pages]

Sooo hey. Quick FYI. You guys might want to avoid the Laundry Room until tomorrow. Not that there's anything to worry about. Mostly.

Whoaaaah just stay in that corner of the room. Oh jeez you're getting Tide everywhere.

I might have experimentally given one of he tumble dryers legs. And then I was tinkering about in the back of it, just fooling around and I miiiiight have given it a teeny tiny slither of self awareness. Like the teeniest. Hardly anything, really.

[Screeeech. Thudum-thudum-thudum]

I think it's mad.
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[The Once-ler sounds a lot more chipper than he did when he last used the journals. He's been wandering around, taking in the sights and sounds and smells of this new place]

So another trip to Earth, huh? It's like Paradia's favourite vacation spot. There's something I've been wondering since we visited that Sandyaygo place, me and Ted noticed it and it's pretty weird to us. What's with your buildings? Why are they so plain and boring?

[Even if they can't see him, he waves at a nearby building]

I mean, there are no doors on the second floor just leading out into space. No fancy outside staircases joining windows on different floors, no ledges that go nowhere. You guys do know there are shapes other than squares and rectangles, right? Where's your sense of imagination and fun?
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[The Once-ler hasn't heard from his mother in a while. This is nothing new, really. She only ever comes to him if she wanted something, it's always been that way, and he doubts she'd ever change, magical castle notwithstanding. But he hasn't heard from her since that dinosaur mess, and eventually, his love for her overwhelms his common sense and desire not to get his heart kicked in, as it always inevitably does. He heads off to her room, finding the nameplate gone.

Well. That was that. She'd left him. Again. Quietly this time, with no harsh words to bite into his memory as she drives away into the smog. Just a door without a name on it. He doubts he'll ever see her again, and he feels guilty for finding some relief in that thought. He exhales, opening his journal. He doesn't even know what to say at first, he doesn't even know if she even HAD any friends here
]

For anyone who cares, my mom. [Pause] Flora her name's Flora. Look, I don't know if anyone knew her or not- but she's gone. Back home. So there you go.

[He'll just go try to find somewhere to brood where his friends won't find him now]
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[It has been some weeks since the Once-ler could play his guitar, the broken ribs he'd received during the Event Horizon mess had made it too painful. But now he's healed enough, he's making the most of it. He's sitting on his clinic bed, his journal open beside him, playing one of the many songs he's learned since arriving here. After he's finished, he lets out a satisfied sort of sigh]

I missed that. [Oh right, open journal] Any requests? I'm out of practise. I can't promise I'll know it, but I'll give it a shot.

Lucrezia )

Alvin and Blues )
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[The Once-ler really wanted to avoid the journals and talking to people in general for a while. But, Paradisa being what it is, he's now going to have to speak into it. After all, there are people he needs to check up on]

Okay, so I haven't run into them yet on this spooky ship of spooky, but I know everyone's busy having their own personal issues and whatever so I'll make this one quick.

Is Ted with any of you guys? If he is, don't let him do anything. I'm serious. Ted, if you're listening to this, you need to find an adult and stay with them, okay? No...being you and getting into an adventure.

[Then...because he has to ask, even if he could happily avoid talking about her...he takes a deep breath. He's worried about her, and he's annoyed in himself for worrying about her. After all, he doubts she's worried about him...but ask he will anyway]

Has anyone seen a woman anywhere? She's a new resident, big blonde hair, glasses? You'd probably hear her before you see her. Just...let me know, okay?

[Then, almost as an afterthought] You guys stay safe too. [He won't even use filters, his friends know he means them]
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may day!


[ The castle grounds holding the gardens have been transformed into a spring party sensation. Tall banners carrying the Tudor rose have been arranged in a representation of a border surrounding the celebration and events, but there are no real walls or barriers. It might make guarding difficult for the few in her employ, but that's hardly Queen Anne's problem. Nobody will be kept away unless they arrive with no mask (or representation of a mask), and although it might be hard to tell considering it's a masquerade, there will be some people (not many) from the city who have decided tentatively to accept Anne's invitation, helping fill in the crowd.

The theater stage has been covered in flowers of all sorts, as are the four wooden thrones arranged in the center. Each seat is taken, a tie for both King and Queen making for double the fun! Robb and Lucrezia have dressed as Orion and Diana, while Zelos and Galadriel have chosen Odysseus and Penelope (with a little help). The tops of their heads have been left bare, at least for the opening ceremony.

In front of them stands Anne in her costume, and she waits for the crowd to quiet before she speaks. ]


Good citizens of Cair Paradisa and City Royale, you come here today to seek pleasure and company, and I have never seen a finer or more unique looking peoples. I know you may find it difficult to smile in the wake of such recent tragedy. All here have known loss, but we have not let it conquer us, have we? God is with us. Brave souls here risked the unknown to discover the cause, while other remained to help rebuild. I am fiercely proud to see such dedication to one another, and I can only hope such unity continues to blossom! The work on the city will continue, as will the rehabilitation of the survivors most affected by calamity.

But today we spread our arms wide and heartily welcome summer. Today we make merry and keep our loves close. Today we celebrate an unprecedented event, two Queens and Kings!

[ She turns and walks over to the thrones, where the ladies hold crowns of roses in their laps and the men crowns of wooden antlers. She names each as she settles the crowns atop their heads. ]

Queen Galadriel. King Zelos. Queen Lucrezia. King Robb.

[ In playful deference, Anne will lift her skirts and curtsy to the four of them when they stand to announce that the festivities begin! ]



{ Maypole Dance || Dance Floor || The Feast || Music & Donations || Maze & Wine Fountain || Bonfire }
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[Now the expedition has stopped inside the dead zone for the night, the Once-ler is sitting outside his collapsible cottage, flicking idly through the journal pages, catching up on what's been going on in the castle.

It's not until he gets a few pages in that he even realises what date it is
]

Huh. Looks like I've been in this place a year now. Sure doesn't feel like it.

[It's better than what he's got to face back home, at least. Here, he has people to talk to, and isn't left alone with only his own personal demons to keep him company. Still, it's not exactly what he planned, being trapped here. It forever feels like a temporary stay of punishment, that could end at any time]

...Not sure how to feel about that. I mean, how are you supposed to feel, knowing a magical possibly evil castle has decided to keep you around for a whole year?

[Hermione]

Hey, while you're still in the castle, can you do me a favour? There's a tree in the gardens, can you just...check up on it once in a while? Make sure it's doing okay? Until I get back.
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[Well, at least the Once-ler doesn't sound panicked as he finds his journal today. He does, however, leave a big black smear of something that looks like what would be the result of tar and oil having a horrendous pollution-filled love child. Better not touch that. Side effects include extra eyes, webbed appendages and minor cases of glowing. Still, the Once-ler is not panicking, he KNOWS what this gunk is and he has dealt with it many times before. He has a very sympathetic tone as he speaks into the journal...if 'sympathetic' is another term for 'patronising']

Wow, gosh, it sure must be so upsetting for everyone here to have whatever they regret or are ashamed of the most hounding them every waking moment of their lives. To never be free, even for a second of the terrible knowledge of what they've done wrong. Not a moment's reprieve to forget it and enjoy their lives for the briefest of moments. Man, I can't imagine what that must be like.

[One of his little unless-es starts scrawling itself across the page, almost as if on cue]

Oh wait. Yes, yes I actually can imagine that. [Yup, any fake sympathy is gone] When its your permanent loss, you know, something that's with you permanently, then try complaining. I might actually start to care.

[Once-ler that's kind of what the unless thing is all about, you know CARING. There's another SPLOT of schlopity slop on the page]

Ugh. Thanks for the double dose of regret, castle. I'm just going to go sit in my shower and drink soup through a straw until all this is over.
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[Ted Wiggins]

You haven't bothered me for like...three whole days, so I'm guessing something's probably wrong. Because it's you, I feel I legitimately have to ask you if you're one of these things. Circle one or more if you can't speak:

DEAD / INJURED / LOST / TRAPPED / KIDNAPPED / OTHER

If I don't get an answer in an hour, I'm coming looking for you.

[Then, later, when he's learned exactly where Ted actually is, he'll dictate into his journal]

[Away FROM Ted Wiggins]

So here's a question for you all. How ethical would you say it is to put a tracking device on a kid's ankle without his direct consent?

Would the morality of it change at all if I point out the kid in question actually actively gets himself into dangerous situations?
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[Oh yes, it's story time again. The Once-ler has got himself a cup of coffee, a nice cigar and an open journal, which he taps as if to get people's attention]

So, I promised I'd tell this story around this time, and keeping promises is a thing I'm trying to do, so I give you: The Curious Tale of the Sneetches on the Beaches. Or Why Racism is Pointless. [He clears his throat, and begins]
ooc cut for length )
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[The Once-ler is not really all that troubled about the recent ageing events. After all, he already knows he's going to live to be an old man, and honestly he's glad he's not a complete jabbering wreck as an old guy. Given his decades of solitude, it seems he won't turn out all that bad.

So, he's making pancakes in the little kitchen in his room, his journal open to one side as he cooks. Of course, any good chef knows that you need a great song when you're making a breakfast concoction
]

♫ Just mix your flour, baking powder
Add salt and sugar
Sift twice into a bowl
In another beat together eggs and butter
Add in milk and your on your way to
Mallow pancakes, makin' mallow pancakes
I get some mallows and I put 'em in a pancake
Mallow pancakes that's what it's gonna make
Mallow pancaaaakes ♫

[Look, it's a rare moment of the Once-ler being happy about something. Someone should ruin that. Or stop him from putting himself into a sugar coma. Either or]
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[The Once-ler had woken up, loss free, and decided to focus on making his tower home as inhospitable as possible again before dealing with the rest of the disaster that had been the last two weeks. Take it slow. Baby steps.

Unfortunately, after he re-boarded up his windows and re-set all his traps, there's little left to do other than face the music. And so, he moves to sit on the floor for a while, watching an 'unless' scrawl itself beside his foot.

Deep breath. In. Out.

There's the pile of Truffula tufts, for a start, sitting in the corner of the room, looking deceptively unobtrusive. He doesn't even know what he's going to do with them. The horrible concept that they probably came from the Valley as he wished them up had dawned on him earlier and has stayed lodged in his mind. He'd just taken from the Valley that little bit more faster. As if he hadn't done the place damage enough already. Great.

And then there are the Thneeds now circulating the castle. He honestly wants nothing to do with them. But people still have them. Little wearable symbols of everything he's done wrong in the world. To the world. He pulls his own Thneed a little closer around him. Deep breath. In. Out. And then, finally, he pulls down his journal to speak
]

If you can all forget what happened while I was on my loss, that'd be great. Okay? Okay.

[He closes the journal and leans back on the wall, closing his eyes. Maybe he'll respond to the book again. Eventually]
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[So, today the Once-ler is dictating into his journal with far more cheer than he usually displays. Even more strangely, he's not doing it from his room, rather, he's sitting in the lobby, tuning his guitar]

So, have you guys ever experienced massive gaps in your memory? Is that a thing that happens here? Because I woke up to all these boards over my windows and a dark and miserable room, and noooo idea how that happened. Seriously, it was like someone died in there. There's also this really weird suit in my closet. It's pretty fancy guys, but where would I even wear a thing like that?

So, Zelos what the heck happened last night? My memory's kinda fuzzy after going into Insolitus. Is that what Insolitus does? Just gives you some weird selective amnesia? I think I vaguely remember you and the weird accent guy chanting something about spring?

[There are a couple more twangs on the guitar]

Anyway, that weirdness aside, I was thinking of checking out the town today. Maybe this time I can get a buyer, you know? I'm pretty sure I've got the right jingle this time.

[[ooc:Stupidity induced loss start!]]
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[The Once-ler would be lying if he hadn't thought about this before. He'd been considering it for a couple of months now, but with Ted's arrival, with a seed of his own (a seed that was GROWING, more importantly) he figured it was time.

It terrified him, of course. It was a big step, and a big risk. If he got this wrong, it could destroy his world's future for good. He'd put the final nail in the coffin he'd been making them with his own foolish actions for the past five years. He couldn't chance another foolish, arrogant risk.

But he was also excited, a small sliver of hope had treacherously sneaked into him. This could be something he could do. It was the promise for...something. Redemption, maybe? The chance to make up for what he'd done back home, here in this Paradisa. Something to finally give him some semblance of inner peace.

And so, he takes a deep, calming breath, before speaking into the journal. Unsure. Unsure of if this would work, unsure if this was ultimately the right thing to do and terrified he'd miss his chance if it WAS
]

I have a question. Hypothetical question. Say you come here, to Paradisa, with a thing. Doesn't have to be a specific thing, this is just a hypothetical thing. And when you leave, you leave that hypothetical thing behind. Does that mean that hypothetical thing stays here forever, and this is the super important part does that mean that thing stops existing in your world?

I mean, some of you have left and come back with memories, right? Would anyone know the answer to this question?

...This purely hypothetical question.

Please?

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