231 is the exact number of cubic inches in a U.S. liquid gallon.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley sounds as amused as he often does whenever the castle sends fun little invitations to the residents in general]

Well, well. How about this. A masked ball. Those always go down so well. I wonder what horrors await for us in this one? I might be willing to go just for the sheer entertainment value when things inevitably go down the crapper.

So long as there's alcohol there, anyway. Best bring a hipflask with me just in case something needs to be spiked. [There's some page flicking going on]

'Celebrate the shifting of the seasons' yadda yadda. Sounds like a tree hugging thing, to me, but whatever. It can't be as bad as the fucking mice thing.

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[onlyanapple]

You can do most things if you introduce enough alcohol to the mix.

[i_got_this]

Fantastic. We'll spike their drinks with Everclear! I'll bring the popcorn.

[onlyanapple]

Have I mentioned yet I find you very entertaining? I feel I probably should.

[i_got_this]

Hey, I'm not entertaining, I just have good ideas.

So what queens are here now?

[onlyanapple]

That counts as entertaining in my book.

We have Elizabeth. She's our Earth queen.

[i_got_this]

Oh, just the one? [She hefts a sigh. That's no fun, but after a moment of thought,]

What about queens from other worlds? We got any more of them? We could have like, a drunken queen fest or something. That'd be awesome.

[onlyanapple]

We have a few who are close...I think. It's always hard to tell when it comes to other worlds.

[i_got_this]

Yeah ... man, way to make it tough, huh?

[onlyanapple]

I think we all need a scorecard to keep up.

[i_got_this]

Oooooh no, no no no no no, no scorecards. I have had enough of scorecards.

[onlyanapple]

Very anti-scorecard I see. Did one kill your mother?

[i_got_this]

Heh, I wish.

Let's just say I've had enough time not seeing my name on one to last me a lifetime.

[onlyanapple]

Uh oh, I smell someone desperate to please someone else~

[i_got_this]

That would be the entirety of Project Freelancer. You think I have it bad? Go ask Carolina about Texas. I dare you. If you make it out unscathed I'll get you some choice whiskey from town.

[onlyanapple]

...My my quite fond of the American state names aren't they?

[Wait] So you know York?

[i_got_this]

Yeah. He's a teammate. We all got named after the states. Wyoming, and Washington are also here.

[onlyanapple]

Any reason for that, or was your leader just a geography nut?

[i_got_this]

I haven't the slightest fucking clue. Could be worse, though. At least he didn't have a thing for flowers.

[onlyanapple]

Yes, that would have been horribly embarrassing for everyone involved.

[i_got_this]

Can you even imagine? Agent Chrysanthemum. Not nearly as intimidating.

[onlyanapple]

Sounds like a deadly flower arranger.

[Pause] Wait, I actually know one of those, forget I said that.

[i_got_this]

You're kidding ... right?

[onlyanapple]

No, really. She's a ninja. Actually her loss is the flower arranging thing, but my point still stands.

[i_got_this]

A ninja who arranges flowers ... [Loss or not, South's trying to make that make sense.]

[onlyanapple]

Welcome to the glorious world of Paradisa.