[Written]

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Dear Diary Hey, funky castle-people. Whaddup? I have to say, I'm surprised I've managed not to wind up in some kind of trouble recently, so I'm sort of waiting for the other shoe to fall on me, crushing me like some kind of Kenzi-bug.

Things need to be done. Trouble needs to be gotten into. Or, you know, we could just pretend to get in trouble and wind up drunk and passed out on the lawn. Good times, people. Why aren't there more people passed out on the lawn? Come on, man. There are horses and jousting and damsels and I'm willing to bet there's a dragon somewhere.

If I'm going to be stuck in a castle that sucks your brain, I want to get my brain-suckings worth. Plans? Suggestions? Bueller?

Comments

[siebter]

What's Bueller?

[sawyourwolfjunk]

You need to get out more. For reals.

o right, dictated.

[siebter]

Is it something outside?

Well, FINE. Make her switch. [Dictated]

[sawyourwolfjunk]

It's a movie, dude.

aw, he doesn't mind. the journal reads it to him anyway.

[siebter]

Oh! I never heard of it. Is it good?

dictated

[thehangedrose]

Oh, goodness, I really hope there isn't a dragon somewhere. I'd hate to be burnt to a crisp if the stories are true about them...

And what do you mean, "brain-sucking's" worth? Like...you want to do as many crazy things as you can before this castle finishes with you, is that it?

Re: dictated

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Maybe. Maybe before it tries to get me to wish something and sucks my brains that way. I'm not having it. I like my brains in my head.

dictated

[thehangedrose]

Sucks your brains...? [A nervous sort of noise.]

And, um, how are you so sure that will happen, eventually? Has that happened before, here?

Re: dictated

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Because if you make enough wishes, bad things happen and you get your brains sucked.

dictated

[thehangedrose]

[WOW, WAY TO MAKE HIM PARANOID ABOUT ALL WISHES NOW, THANKS.]

..

Is there a certain number limit before that happens?

Written

[imalwaysright]

You really want a dragon?

Written

[sawyourwolfjunk]

It's a castle. There should be dragons. And unicorns. I think I saw a freakin' pixie the other day.

Written

[imalwaysright]

Really not a fan of being burned/eaten alive.

Written

[sawyourwolfjunk]

There ARE dragon movies where people don't get munched on, you know. And besides... DRAGONS!

Written

[imalwaysright]

Dragons! Which could tear throats out. With their teeth.

No thanks.

Written

[jimfromit]

I sense the desperation and boredom in your words missy.

Re: Written

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Do you? And what're you gonna do about it, Mr. Snarkypants?

[jimfromit]

What am I going to do?...nothing yet.

I never answer an open challenge without a bit of verbal foreplay first.

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Dude... are you getting off from a little banter?

[jimfromit]

You throw around such crude implications so often hun, I'm starting to get a little concerned about your mental state.

[Translation: maybe a little.]

[dictated]

[knight_2000]

Try not to get into too much trouble, Kenzi.

Re: [dictated]

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Are you scolding me? Is this a scolding? Should I take note of this scolding and, like, be cautious?

[dictated]

[knight_2000]

[She can't see the befuddled look on his face; maybe that's a good thing]

I was just telling you to be careful?

Re: [dictated]

[sawyourwolfjunk]

Yeah? Well... maybe I'd listen better if you told me in person. Kinda hard to hear you over the book, Kittikins.

[She waffled the book opened and closed.]

Oh-- breaking up-- spice-- noodles-- fifty jellybeans.

[dictated]

[knight_2000]

Are you mad at me?

[What in the world was she going on about?]

Just tell me where you are, Kenzi.