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~~Dear Diary~~ Hey, funky castle-people. Whaddup? I have to say, I'm surprised I've managed not to wind up in some kind of trouble recently, so I'm sort of waiting for the other shoe to fall on me, crushing me like some kind of Kenzi-bug.

Things need to be done. Trouble needs to be gotten into. Or, you know, we could just pretend to get in trouble and wind up drunk and passed out on the lawn. Good times, people. Why aren't there more people passed out on the lawn? Come on, man. There are horses and jousting and damsels and I'm willing to bet there's a dragon somewhere.

If I'm going to be stuck in a castle that sucks your brain, I want to get my brain-suckings worth. Plans? Suggestions? Bueller?

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[Oh, she's aware. And she's picturing it]

Yeah, well, you don't have to anymore. Been done. Now, hurry up and get out here to scold me.

[He sticks his tongue out at the journal. So there]

I'll be there in a few. Like, two. Which is technically a couple.

And you're still technically a pain in my ass.

[And she closes the book with a smirk. Either he'll find her or he won't]

[He's behind her]

I wouldn't be me if I wasn't.

[She turned, giving him a wrinkled-nosed look]

Yeah, a pain in the ass is pretty much what fits you like a glove.

[But then the look turned to one a bit more cheeky]

[He shrugged, agreeably]

You're not the first to notice this.

I bet I'm not.

[She comes a little closer, still giving him a look as she does]

[And now he's just eyeing her suspiciously, but holding his ground]

So... about that scolding?

[She's closer now, moving in to drape her arms over his shoulder and looking up at him with that same grin]

I never was.

[He COULD, though. If she wanted. For right now he was just going to gather her into his arms and smile down at her, charmingly]

Maybe you should. You get kinda hot when you're trying to be big and bad.

[She leaned in and breathed along the side of his jaw]

[Ohhhhhh my. He had to close his eyes for a moment on that one]

Only 'kinda'?

Depends on how big and bad you're trying to be.

[Nipping at his ear, she drew back and looked at him, waiting to see how much red was visible around his iris]

If we were in our room, I'd show you.

[A sufficient amount, Kenzi, never fear! But he was actually sort of glad she pulled back, because it gave him the opportunity to calm down and to pat his pockets as he searched them for something - which he finally found and pulled out, triumphantly]

Did you receive an invitation as well?

Prude.

[She grinned, leaning in and giving that pouty lower lip a quick bite, then waiting to see what it was he was trying to find. Ah, one of the embossed mega-special invites.]

Mmhmm. That's what I was reading when I got my underwear dropped on my head.

My apologies. [He didn't sound very sorry - the great outdoors had its shortcomings in some areas. Too many fairies at the moment, for one. Even if she WAS making things tempting]

Oh. Well. [BLUSH] Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to go? With me? [Because for some reason he felt that still needed clarifying]

[She'd let it go for now, but one day, she'd drag him out and show him about living outside the box. It made her suddenly curious as to if his driver had ever... done the deed inside him.]

With you, huh? [She grinned, hands sliding down to his butt and tugging him closer as she looked up at him] Is this just because you want to see me all dolled up?

[Kitt would never tell. And he lived outside the box plenty! Sort of. Once in a while]

Well, I mean, I suppose you wouldn't have to go with me. You could go with whomever you wished. I only meant that if someone else hadn't asked you yet, that...

[He would shut up now. She was practically fondling him, so talking would just be more babbling than anything else. Instead he just nodded down at her, almost sheepishly]

It's not that you aren't beautiful normally, Kenzi.

[Bull]

You're being dumb again.

[Rolling her eyes, she leaned up and gave him a small, soft kiss]

Who else is going to ask me, huh? And who else would I say yes to? Kind of the whole deal we got going on here, Kitt.

[Fine, he didn't. But he could learn]

I know. [He'd just roll his eyes at himself now, too]

Oh, anyone. But I'd hope no one else would. [That didn't come out right. He pinched the bridge of his nose, shaking his head]

What I meant was, I hope that even if someone else asked, I hope you'd say no to them. So you could go with me. But you just said you would. So that's good. For me it's good.

[It was his first relationship, OKAY?]

[She just watched him dig his little hole, then try to scrabble out of it. And just because she wanted to see a little more fluster, she got a good handful of his butt and gave it a squeeze]

If anyone else had asked, I'dve said no, Kitt. Kinda hard for me to say yes when I'm planning on knocking your socks off with my outfit.

[Ooh. That made him stand up on his tippy-toes for a second, with a surprised look on his face]

That's good. [Pipsqueaky voice, congratulations, Kenzi. He cleared his throat]

I mean, I'm glad. I'm... looking forward to seeing what you're going to wear. [Very much so!]

Which part are you looking forward to; the dress or what I'm wearing - or not wearing - under it?

[Teasing him like this when they were obviously out of his element amused the hell out of her, and she was just going to continue doing so, thank you]

Yes. All of the above. [What a silly question! He could play that game too! Even if he did look slightly dazed at the thought]

Any suggestions?

[What better way to get a decent grip on his butt than by slipping her hands in his back pockets?]

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