xxvii λ felines

[assassino]

[Dictated. He sounds tense.]

Two days ago, a caravan went exploring in the woods and came across a well. There was an ugly cat in it, and I should have shot the damn thing before it escaped.

And yet now we have people suffering unspeakable deformities at the hands of a demon cat.

I am a banker, not a damn exorcist. What do people intend to do about this?




[ooc: threadjack each other like mad, all-purpose "what do?" discussion post.

NAVIGATION:
OOC Plot Organization | Thursday Update | Saturday Update

Comments

[secondchances]

I don't know how well that will work with a cat that can steal body parts, Ezio.

[assassino]

I'll show you if it happens.

[secondchances]

I'll pass, thanks.

[assassino]

No? You would not see me become a hero to this place?

[secondchances]

Only if you don't lose any parts in the process.

[assassino]

And you wouldn't want me to lose your favourite part!

[Hehehe.]

[secondchances]

And what's my favorite part of yours, Ezio? [Let's hear it!]

[assassino]

[Stop spoiling his fun.]

You need a lap to lay your head in!

[secondchances]

I think you're on my lap more than I'm on yours. So, probably not that.

[Sounds bad, but true.]

[assassino]

That is because you like having my head in your lap.

[Hehehe.]

[secondchances]

[maybealittle]

Maybe the cat needs a nose. Watch out.

[assassino]

That could come in handy, but I enjoy my nose too much to lose it.

[secondchances]

Then be on your guard. I'm sure the cat would go after the biggest target in the castle, after all.

[assassino]

[He laughs... he'll pretend she was talking about his dick :')]

Of course, of course.