DAY ONE OPEN POST

[ino]

[Welcome to the beautiful village of Konoha!



How about you spend some time looking around?]

[ ACADEMY | 44TH TRAINING GROUND | HOKAGE MONUMENT | ICHIRAKU RAMEN | KONOHA HOT SPRINGS | YAMANAKA FLOWER SHOP

For more information on the village and its locations, check out Narutopedia, or feel free to PM/IM (terraqueous orb)/Plurk (chomesuke) me for questions! There will be no plot NPCs in this post (other than Ino, I guess, but she's not really an NPC), but feel free to NPC any town people you want/need, civilian or ninja. ]

Comments

[ino]

Exactly! We're too awesome not to hang out with!

[whichwayyoulean]

You're going go give yourself pneumonia. And I will laugh.

[Then, pointedly ignoring Zelos and his stripping] SO! Ino. What is there to see in your village?

[wilder]

Please, it's not cold enough for that.

[But hey good question, he'll listen as he...well takes off his boots and starts pulling off the leg fishnets]

[persequor]

[ Being dragged along, hating ever--oh look it's Zelos. He can help--














Fuck it, she'd rather go to jail. ]

[ino]

[LMFAO she'll just be pulling a bouquet out from under the counter to set it on the table. here, zelos, cover your crotch]

Plenty of things! Would you like a tour?

[whichwayyoulean]

[He'll continue to ignore Zelos. Maybe eventually he'll get bored and stop]

That'd be great, I'd love to see where you come from.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Nora's walking by the window on her way down the street when she sees.......





DEAR LORD SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT!]

[wilder]

[He'll take the bonquet!] Oh thanks! [And he finishes up, removing the skirt and just leaving the dark shorts that are left under it, thankfully for everyone around] Ah, much better~!

Yeah, I'd really like to see your village too.

[ino]

[tbh, she's ... kind of surprised he didn't take off the shorts, too. but she'll move from behind the counter, pulling some keys from her pocket. she looks .... excited?? it's so great to have all the people she loves in konoha ;;]

Alright, let's go, then. We can stop at the clothing store down the street first.

[whichwayyoulean]

[Just turning to give Zelos a look] ...Explain to me how you haven't got arrested yet? And you can't use 'my charm' as an answer.

[Aww but look, Ino's happy so that's something]

Yes, please. Let's do that right now.

[wilder]

Hmm...probably my good looks and stunning physique.

[He'll stretch a little before putting his hands behind his head. Yep. Zero shame here.]

Great! It better be good clothes though.

[ino]

You can't get arrested for walking around in short shorts, Once-ler. [GOSH. DUH. she'll gesture for them to follow her out of the store so she can lock the door behind them. look at all those ladies on the street passing by and staring ...]

Well, I don't usually shop there because it's a guy's clothing store, but they have good stuff.

[whichwayyoulean]

No, but I'm pretty sure you can if you run around naked. He's getting pretty close. [He'll follow and roll his eyes a little at all that attention Zelos is getting]

So long as the're not the really loosely defined 'shorts' he's wearing right now, it's good. He can wear a sack for all I care.

[wilder]

Don't worry, Onceler. I'm not gonna go all out- I'd hate to have you faint on us.

[Zelos meanwhile is totally loving the attention as he follows them. He so is doing stuff like smiling and giving flirty waves and looks to the women they pass. Y e p ]

...Ino, please ignore this guy and help me find a good outfit, okay? You're the expert here.

[ino]

[she gives onceler a frown. HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING nobody deserves to live in a sack!] Well, it would look pretty stupid to have you looking nice and Zelos wearing a sack. [was that a compliment? .... welp. turns to Zelos] Don't worry, we'll get you something good.

[whichwayyoulean]

[He will take it as a compliment regardless] Thank you, and I'm pretty sure the ladies wouldn't mind either way.

[Hey wait a minute] What do you mean 'faint on you'?

[wilder]

Thanks Ino!

[he snorts] Dude. If it turned out you closed your eyes when you change your own undergarments? I would not be surprised.

[ino]

[trying (and failing) not to laugh over here ... she'll just be leading the two of them down the street]

I can see that.

[whichwayyoulean]

[The Once-ler cats them both a scathing look]

I'm so glad you guys are my friends. You make me feel so good about myself every single day.

[wilder]

[he chuckles]

Yeah, we love you too Once-ler.

[ino]

Aw, come on, don't be mad. [she'll pat his shoulder] It's not your fault you don't know how to flaunt what you've got.

[whichwayyoulean]

Yes I do. Hell~o, former trillionaire beloved by all here. Just because I don't flaunt around like [he casts Zelos a look, seemingly trying to find an appropriate noun to describe him and coming up blank] like him, doesn't mean I don't know how to.

I just don't do it any more.

[wilder]

....Dude. You do know paying for it doesn't count, right?

[ino]

[CHOKES HAHAHAHAHA OMFG]

Zelos! [ ... totally laughing though skjhaskd]

[whichwayyoulean]

[The Once-ler makes a choked sound]

Not like THAT. [He groans] Man I have to just stop speaking before I dig myself any deeper.