DAY TWO

[ino]

[Another beautiful day in Konoha!



So you've been here for a day. You've had plenty of time to get into trouble and get to know your way around. How about going on a mission with your team, then? Or maybe that new movie opening up today piques your interest ...]

[ MISSION ASSIGNMENT DESK | VACATION | MOVIE THEATER | SHUSHUYA | YAKINIKU Q

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Comments

[whichwayyoulean]

Can we just agree not to be ninjas until this madness is over? Maybe we can be the team that stays at home and does nothing.

[Then, to Martel]

The. Devil. In. Dog. Form.

[heal_theworld]

And how big, exactly, was this devil in dog form? [She's giving you a Look, Once. SHE KNOWS YOU.]

[not_mafia]

[Before Once has a chance to answer, though, the waiter comes and gives them their drinks. He sets down a sippy cup in front of Tsuna. Tsuna stares at it for a few moments, and it takes him a bit to realize that it's for him.

He suddenly sits straight up.]

Eh?! What the heck, why do I have this?!

[wilder]

[He is trying very hard to keep a straight face, though it's not working too well]

Well, you did say the other day that you don't drink, so...!

[ino]

[TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT ALL OF YOU OMG]

Is that juice?

[whichwayyoulean]

[Once is distracted from the Dog of Hell story by that sippy cup. He snorts a little into his hand]

Wow. Manly.

[heal_theworld]

[Martel snorts, because she's trying not to laugh and hurt Tsuna's feelings.] At least...you won't spill anything?

[...She's trying to look on the bright side here.]

[not_mafia]

[Yep, too busy sputtering at Zelos to really reply to anyone else.]

Zelos!! What the hell! Just because I don't drink sake doesn't mean I drink out of a sippy cup!

[wilder]

You're a kid, I asked what a good drink for kid's were before you got here- they said that. What's the problem?

[he just you know, didn't specify that you're FIFTEEN and not six]

[not_mafia]

You know exactly what the problem is!

[Urghghhggh just going to headdesk the table, now, and put his hands over his head. Whhhyyyyyy.]

[whichwayyoulean]

Aww look. Tsuna. [He'll reach over to turn the picture on the sippy cup to face him, and then in the most patronising voice imaginable:] The little boy on it looks so happy to see you.

[ino]

[okay she can't hold it in any more, she's laughing] Awww!

1/2

[wilder]

[Zelos meanwhile somehow achieves a straight face!]

Come on Tsuna, it's not that bad. Really.

[wilder]

I mean, look-

[He pulls out from under the table where he was hiding a kiddy maze placemat and a set of crayons, placing it in front of Tsuna's spot]

It even came with something for you to do!

[not_mafia]

[wow he is definitely just going to ignore all of you. HE THOUGHT YOU AND HIM BONDED OVER THAT FAILED MISSION but not really, ONCE-LER, WHY MUST YOU GO AND STAB HIM IN THE BACK?

Well, that is, until Zelos feels the need to pile on his embarrassment even further.]

ZELOS!

[FURTIVELY SHOVING ALL THIS CRAP AWAY FROM HIM YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST OHANA]

[whichwayyoulean]

Wow, Zelos. That's really thoughtful of you.

[Sweetly] Aww come on, Tsuna. If you do the olouring in, I'm sure one of us will spring for a kiddie meal. I bet there's a toy in there.

[heal_theworld]

{Martel is trying to keep a straight face and be disapproving but it's just too funny.]

Tsuna, don't listen to them. You're not a kid. [Of course, this sentiment is totally ruined by the fact that she's giggling through the entire thing.]

[ino]

[ALSO TRYING TO CONTROL HERSELF]

Come on guys, don't be mean to him.

[wilder]

[he snickers at Onceler and Tsuna's reaction]

What can I say? I'm a thoughtful guy.

[not_mafia]

I don't want a toy! Jeez guys, seriously, I'm fifteen years old now!! [HE IS BASICALLY A YOUNG ADULT OK!!]

[Also, he will give THE MOST EXASPERATED SIGH.] Why does stuff like this always happen to me?

[whichwayyoulean]

Oh right, fifteen. Well, guys we made a mistake here. Tsuna's an adult. Heck, I can list all the things he's old enough to legally do right now, even.

...Oh wait. The answer is nothing.

[heal_theworld]

Why would he need to do anything legally? [LEGALITY LAWS, WHAT ARE THESE.]

[wilder]

[a shrug] It's a weird other world thing. Apparently they have legal ages to do stuff like drink and stuff.

[Smiles at Tsuna]

But hey if you really wanna be an adult, in Tethe'alla you're at a good age for marriage! Think of that!

[not_mafia]

Once-ler!! [YOU JERK B( SEE IF HE EVER TEAMS UP WITH YOU AGAINST SMALL VICIOUS ANIMALS AGAIN!

And then, at Zelos:]

Wh-what?! Who said anything about wanting to get married??

[heal_theworld]

That's strange. What if the water is bad? [waitaminute.]

...You don't even drink, Tsuna? [She thought you did and that's what this was about!]