paradisa | DAY TWO

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DAY TWO

[Another beautiful day in Konoha!

So you've been here for a day. You've had plenty of time to get into trouble and get to know your way around. How about going on a mission with your team, then? Or maybe that new movie opening up today piques your interest ...]

[ MISSION ASSIGNMENT DESK | VACATION | MOVIE THEATER | SHUSHUYA | YAKINIKU Q

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[Hey, what's a good thing to do in Ninja Town? Go see a Ninja Movie with your Ninja Friends, of course! So yeah, have an Aradia, along with a Jane and pawssibly a Nepeta.]

I don't know what it's about. It said it was a romance, though.

[oh god aradia no what are you doing YOU ARE THROWING YOUR LIFE OUT THE WINDOW]

[CATCHER IN THE RYE MODE: ACTIVATE]

[Annnnd he'll just slide right in front of her.]

Um, Aradia? Hi. [And oh gosh, Jane is here too and some other troll he doesn't know but anyways, man, focus.] I don't think you should see this movie. You need to be a little, erm, older for this kind of stuff...

[Aradia convinced her to see this movie after the wonderful failtastic exploits of Team 37, whatever they might be at this time.

Oh hey, what's this now?]

Oh! Hi, Garry. Why should we be older? Is it an R-rated romance?

[Nepeta has gone rogue (har har) on her team, pairing up with her friends on what was promised to be a fun time at the movies. She has to crinkle her nose in suspicion at the guy now in their way.]

We're almost seven sweeps, you know.

[He actually looks surprised that Jane knows what an R-rated movie is, giving her a curious look, before looking back at all of them.]

Yeah! Yeah, it is. Really, you all shouldn't be subjected to things like that, it's way too soon for any of you! It's really explicit in nature, and you just shouldn't watch it if you know what's best for you, okay?

[And then a raise of the eyebrow at Nepeta.]

Sweeps? What's that, another name for years? You don't look seven years old...

A sweep is a little more than two years. So in years, we're almost fifteen. [From a purely chronological standpoint, anyway.] We've all seen R-rated movies before, though. Right? [looking to Jane and Nepeta for confirmation] For the most part they're not that bad.

And some of us have been through way worse than whatever a movie can throw our way. How bad can it really be?

[She shrugs.] I've seen a handful at a friend's insistence, and I'm sure that whatever I've seen in Paradisa can't be worse than a movie.

Um. You have?

[What.]

[Whaaaaaat. Don't mind if he just boggles at all of you.]

Do R-rated movies mean something else from where you're from? I mean, you're seriously telling me now that you've seen stuff like this multiple times before....

[brb internally screaming]

Y-you do realize this is the kind of stuff that shows what happens if a man and woman really, really, and I mean really love each other, and what they do to show that, and, um...

[GOSH DARN IT KIDS DOES HE HAVE TO DO THE GESTURES TOO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU]

[Fortunately, Aradia is only 98% oblivious. She frowns, uncertain.]

But it's not like it's pornographic or anything... right? They don't show that kind of movie in theaters...

[The pornographic part flies right over Nepeta's head because lol, what's that? She only hears the part about love.]

Love? It's a romance film! [Now she's pulling on Aradia's and Jane's arms as she stands between them.] Let's go already, let's go!

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DAY TWO

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are the others going to be commenting too or is it just aradia?

No no I'm here

IT'S A PARTY. purrty? no wait that's dumb

garry->aradia->jane->nepeta order, then?

sounds legit!

/ruins the order of everything

I am so sorry etrfnjekt Work and kaput internet are not a good combination

THAT IS OKAY

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