2 Crumpets

[sandoval]

[The first thing that appears is a strange mark in the journals. Then, underneath it, the most elegant handwriting of the Xoan Ambassador.]

This mark and attached notice are here to alert you to great news. The news, of course, is that your journals are now the property of Mistress. She will let you look after them for the time being, as a sign of her good will. She's a very generous dictatress, you know.

Have a pleasant day!

(( ooc: Also have a matching log post for in-person interactions!

Sandoval is awful, so if you or your character(s) are uncomfortable with sexual material, please post HERE for my reference! Thank you! ))

Comments

[sandoval]

Ooh, you must have been a really lucky boy. Even the last apprentice didn't get a chance with Mistress!

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

You really are a strange man if you think that was lucky.

[sandoval]

I've been to orgies with her before, you know. She was quite the life of the party!

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Way too much information.

Sorry for lateness, December's been awful over here

[sandoval]

Oh, how so? I didn't even start talking about them! Now let me think... there was that one masquerade orgy she held, oh, that was a fun night... I ended that night in the infirmary, but these things happen, you know. Too bad we couldn't save that one patient. But the apprentice came out of it fine...

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

Enough.

[sandoval]

Enough of what, pumpkin? I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I don't need to know about your sex life.

[sandoval]

Shame, really! I've got some great stories!

So does this mean I should start asking about yours? It's only fair.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

No. Not even getting into that with you.

[sandoval]

Aww... [He actually sounds... disappointed.] Why not? I thought human males always loved talking about their nightly conquests - you know, "bragging" to the "other guys" and whatnot!

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Not all of us do.

[sandoval]

Well then, you're just a fuddy-duddy, aren't you?

... or is it some other sort of problem? Can you not get it up? Poor thing. I've been told by some people in the castle that they have pills for that, now!

[dontpatr0nizeme]

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Really? Is that the best you can do for insults?

[sandoval]

Oh, I mean you no insult, sir! I'm genuinely curious.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

And I'm just going to do the smart thing and close the journal.

[sandoval]

Aww, but why? We were making such good progress!