The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

[onlyanapple]

[The journal picks up the sound of Crowley irritably rifling through the fridge in the kitchen, looking for something. When, finally, he realises what he's looking for Isn't There, he turns and leans on the table, sending a death glare at the journal on the surface before him]

Okay, which of you tosspots made a bargain with Satan and ate my cake? Not even another demon would sink that low.

Not even the worst of us, you know, the ones who make little old ladies break their hips or the ones who make birds fly into jet engines. Not even those ones would steal a dessert from another demon.

I am not amused. I was saving it for something.

Comments

[joining]

That must have been really important cake. Is whoever did it gonna be in trouble?

[onlyanapple]

Yes, to both of your questions.

Who're you?

[joining]

I'm Rin Kagamine!

[A second, quieter voice pipes up]
She heard the word "cake" and was interested.

[amiable]

[ :(!! ]

Do you want me to bake you a cake?

[onlyanapple]

It's more the principle of the cake than anything...

...I don't know. Maybe.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[There is the sound of snickering from the journal.]

We are not amused, are we?

forever!

[onlyanapple]

No. Did you take it, you little snot?

[pacificate]

Would Satan make a deal for that cake?

[onlyanapple]

He would to make my life miserable, the bastard.

[solar_absorber]

Wow, that cake must really have been something if you're this upset over it.

Maybe you should have written your name on it.

[onlyanapple]

That...really wouldn't have gone down well.

[saccharosium]

Someone clearly wants your wrath.

[onlyanapple]

Maybe I should send live muskrats into their room.

[demontobeloved]

You're right, that is damned low.

[onlyanapple]

More so than you realise.

[gottaknockhard]

Probably could have found a better place to keep it.

[onlyanapple]

Like their digestive systems?

[arealwoman]

That's probably because a demon didn't do it.

[ And neither did she, even if the way she said it sounds like it ]

[onlyanapple]

I know for a fact it wasn't another demon.

[withmymind]

Wasn't so special.

[onlyanapple]

...Did you eat it?

[bloodsugar]

...Before you get any ideas... I had nothing to do with it, alright?

[onlyanapple]

Oh, I don't know, Abel. You were my prime suspect.

[luckyvalentine]

What's so special about a cake?

[onlyanapple]

...

Nothing?

[It was for yoooooou]