The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

[onlyanapple]

[The journal picks up the sound of Crowley irritably rifling through the fridge in the kitchen, looking for something. When, finally, he realises what he's looking for Isn't There, he turns and leans on the table, sending a death glare at the journal on the surface before him]

Okay, which of you tosspots made a bargain with Satan and ate my cake? Not even another demon would sink that low.

Not even the worst of us, you know, the ones who make little old ladies break their hips or the ones who make birds fly into jet engines. Not even those ones would steal a dessert from another demon.

I am not amused. I was saving it for something.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Not my fault if she shoots you, then.

[gottaknockhard]

Probably can't be helped.

[You wouldn't even know this was some roundabout way to keep her from doing the stupid things Spike usually does. He's not totally sure she wouldn't go after a demon who had her precious ashtray.]

[onlyanapple]

[She probably would, and if Crowley knew this was the case, he might thank Spike for it.

Probably not, but still]

I'm sure you'll leave a pretty corpse.

[gottaknockhard]

[Lucky he wouldn't tell him anyway. Bad for his image.]

Always thought I would.

[onlyanapple]

Well, she might leave you to get bloated in the lake, so I wouldn't consider it a done deal just yet.

[gottaknockhard]

Might be worth it to see her try to carry me that far.

[onlyanapple]

I'd certainly watch with a bucket of popcorn.

[gottaknockhard]

I bet she'd give up half way.

[onlyanapple]

And then no doubt try to get someone to help her.

[gottaknockhard]

Not exactly inconspicuous.

[onlyanapple]

Faye is about the most conspicuous person on the planet, in case you haven't noticed.

[gottaknockhard]

I never picked up on that.

[onlyanapple]

Well, perhaps she can be a teeny tiny little bit subtle about it.

Oh wait.

No. No she can't.

[gottaknockhard]

There's probably some guys who are into that about her.

[onlyanapple]

What can I say? I find it marginally endearing.

[gottaknockhard]

Was that it?

[onlyanapple]

Pretty much. You can bugger off again now if you like.

[gottaknockhard]

[Sure, he can say that's what he meant. Spike's got plenty of assumptions to back him up on the subject anyway.]

As long as you don't mind.

[onlyanapple]

Spike, when it comes to you, I never mind.

[gottaknockhard]

That's a nice way to put it.

[onlyanapple]

Really? I must be having an off day.

[gottaknockhard]

Happens to everyone.

[onlyanapple]

Seems that way.