paradisa | 1/020: THIS ISN'T SANITARY. THIS ISN'T SANITARY. THIS ISN'T SANITARY.

Entry tags:

wheatley

1/020: THIS ISN'T SANITARY. THIS ISN'T SANITARY. THIS ISN'T SANITARY.

HENSHAW: [Forward to December 5th]

Don't come outside.
Don't do it mate.
J-just stay in your house. And... stay there. Forever possibly.
Unless you're already outside. Th-then you probably know and this won't really help.

MISTRESS:[Back dated to yesterday.]

I um… hello! It’s me again! Just me… I um.
I have your cake! Would you like me to deliver it to you?
I even put it in a box-- it’s rather impressive. One of the most impressive cakes I’ve ever made.

GLaDOS:

...Loveee?

[He sounds a little whiny. Pretend he also didn't come home last night.]

[ACTION]

[There is a rather tall bloke hiding underneath a table somewhere in the lobby, trying his best to keep out of sight. It would have honestly worked, if he weren't terribly tall and lanky, awkward limbs trying their best to keep from spilling out from under the small table. He is curled up, journal open.

Too bad he doesn't notice the nutcracker sitting on top of the table he was hiding under.]

Sa-say, there wouldn't happen to be anyone immune to this... this... thing, would there?
Anyone? I kind of need help... and by kind of I mean really need help. In fact... I think I'm stuck.

[He's not about to be caught in the crossfires. Feel free to pass him by and smooch him up. Or ask him what he's doing! Or help him out from under the table.]

[KISSING OPEN. Anyone! Feel free to kiss him whether you know him or not. Come on, everyone knows men hiding under tables deserve a little bit of smooching!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[OOC: Because we're apparently supposed to rate threads.]

I... I...

[And he was embarrassed as well, for the same reasons. He figured she didn't know what she was doing to him. He pushed into his arousal through his pants, trying to get rid of it. He whined a little in their kiss, lowering his head embarrassed by the sound.]

Nnngh...

[Hunching his shoulders, he looked back to all the work he had to do... why why why WHY.]

L-love... I... uh, ahem.

[ ooc: oops. asklfjasf thank you for braining this! ]

[ She blushed, backing away from him when he tried to call her attention. ]

Right. Um. It's been a little while.

[ She lets out a little embarrassed cough as she straightens up, not even bothering with her coffee as she turned towards the bathroom. ]

I'll be in the bathroom.

[ Wow she is so subtle. Either way, she tugs at her shirt a little before turning, glancing at him in what she thought was a discreet way as she hurried in. ]

Been a little while? S-since... what?

[A twinge in his pants. Don't mind him as he stands up and heads for the freezer.]

I'll... I'll be in here...

[He was a little over the argument. Still a little peeved at being called a moron so many times... but he really did wish she bit and scratched a few more times... if only to get him off.]

[ Yup. She didn't lock the door behind her, instead opting to run a bath for herself. Maybe she would calm down. Although really, she just wanted to go back to him and demand he mate with her.

But no. Too much pride. She stripped as the water ran, eventually getting into the bath and closing the taps.

The warmth added onto her own- but it wasn't a tensing warmth, it was the opposite. A relaxing one... she flushed as she relaxed, lolling her head back on the edge of the bath.

She also wanted to simply get herself off... but she was conflicted. So she would stay there... the heat slowly starting to lull her to sleep. ]

[Picking up one of the ice trays, he stared at it a bit hesitantly.
He hated doing this. It felt terrible. Still unsure what to do, he set the tray on the table and picked out one of the cubes.]

Nnngh...

[Lightbulb. He learned a little bit out his core...
Maybe there was a way to fix this problem through his core...! A tamper here, a tamper there... this would surely work.~~No it won't oh god this is a terrible idea.~~]

[ She hummed, relaxing in the bath still. The heat was indeed making her sleepy- and soon enough, she would fall asleep.

Terrible idea indeed. Her head would stay propped up for a couple of minutes, though. Before it slowly slid down...

Splash.

GLaDOS suddenly woke up, splashing and letting out a gurgled screech under the water as she rose above it, sputtering rather loudly. Oops. Well that wasn't the best of ideas. ]

Eh?

[Timing is key. Just as he sat down, unhinged his core and was about to begin prying, he heard her, head turning sharply to the source of the noise. It was almost immediate as he bounded to her, forgetting about hiding his obvious arousal.

He closed his hinge afterwards, but GLaDOS would be stuck eying a man with an open shirt and a very obvious boner.]

L-lovee?? Are you alright?

[ She was still sputtering, wiping at her face uselessly- blinking, looking at him, her vision a little blurry from the water. ]

Ah... uh-

... [ And she twitched, looking him over. Oh my. Ohh my.

So she had been wrong. He was on.

After that peek, she made sure to sputter some more, before grabbing onto the side of the bath in a way she hoped registered as 'weakly'. ]

I... do you think you could... come closer- I think I have something in my eyes...

[ Oh yes she is lying. Lying with so much purpose right now. ]

Ah?

[Worried, he grabbed a face cloth. It was something in complete naivety, obviously. He moved over to the side of the tub, pushing her hair back our of her face, and dabbing her face dry.]

R-really? A-are you alright?

[ She made a few little whimpers as he dabbed at her face, moving a hand innocently to his arm to 'keep balance'. ]

I... I just fell asleep- I think...

[ And her other hand moves to his other arm. ]

I... think I should be alright.

[He sighs in relief, slowing down when he concluded her face dry--

Oh.

It wasn't until she touched him he realized that she was bare. Hanging his head forward shamefully, be bit his lip. Did she see that? So embarrassing.]

Y-you... should be careful... love.

[ She nodded, lips curling up into a coy smile. ]

Should I be careful with you? Last I recall, you enjoyed the biting.

[ Her bare, still-wet hands travel to his shoulders, pulling them closer together. Her lips brushing against his...

Little sly devil, she was. ]

WH-what?

[He whimpered, somewhat confused. Sorry GLaDOS, he thought she still didn't know about his little problem. Without warning, he kissed her, not even being able to resist the tease. It was a desperate kiss... he needed this.

When he parted, he was blue, grinning with a cute embarrassment.]

Ah--ahhh! Sorry love... I-I just.... I...
...
...
Y-yes I do...
But... I...

[He looked at his pants then at her.]

Not... very subtle one, am I... ehe...

[ She chuckled when they parted and he spoke of subtlety. Honestly, she could use a bit herself. ]

Not at all.

[ She moved in, leaning over the bath to peck at his neck- she wasn't going to let him go anywhere now. Most definitely not. ]

You're not getting away from me this time.

[He was already sliding his shirt off, moving in to murmur into her ear. The kisses didn't go unnoticed, his breath was hitching...]

I don't suppose you mind if I join you in there?

[ She hummed, backing off only just a tiny bit- mischief glittering in those golden eyes. ]

I could let you in... but you have to promise me something.

Anything...

[He was already trying to move forward when she moved back.]

J-just name it, love.

Edited 2012-12-24 21:29 (UTC)

[ She hummed, pressing her forehead to his. ]

You have to finish what you started... you know. A few hours ago...

[ Her hips shifted. This really wasn't close enough for her liking- and she still had some pent-up frustration at him. Enough to continue where they left off. ]

[He stared at her for a moment... wide eyed and innocent, but give it a moment. Eventually he'd smirk, raising an eyebrow.]

Well then. Maybe the bathtub isn't such a good idea.

[And he wouldn't even give her a chance to protest, picking her up out from the tub... probably getting water all over the floor and all over him. He had a load of pent up frustration as well. She still didn't admit he wasn't a moron...]

[ Have an equally coy smile in return- oh, the location didn't matter to her all that terribly... besides, if she got flustered only from him carrying her, she wouldn't be keeping dignity all too well. Although she was admittedly excited... ]

Hm... hm... where are you taking me~?

Our room. The-the bed... specifically.

[Sound familiar? She had uttered a variation of those words before. The time they tried to get eachother off while avoiding the eyes of CC.]

A-and know what? I'm going to make you realize I'm not a moron.

[He buried his lips into her shoulder, nibbling and sucking on her skin.]

That sounds mind-blowing~ [ she purred, tilting her head to the side when his lips and teeth met her shoulder. Ah... so many teases. She was excited to continue this... way too excited. Her body shivered at the cold from being taken out of the hot water, but she had a feeling he would warm her up soon enough. ]

Will you warm me up?

You bet.
You might- might beg me to stop.

[He grinned, moving to the bedroom and pushing the blankets aside setting her down on her back. He wouldn't give her a chance to get up, playfully moving in to pin her slippery body.]

Ehehehehe~

To stop...? Now why would I do that?

[ She flushed, giving him a little smirk in return as he put her down and pinned her. ]

Oh my... I'm caught.~

[ she purred, deciding to maybe try and fluster him the opposite way- sprawling out, not even bothering to cover herself whatsoever. As embarrassed as she was- the flush was creeping onto her cheeks despite how outwardly composed she looked. ]

Because I might make you feel too good at once.

[But fluster him she did! He was a little frustrated with the fact his pants were still on. He wanted to mate with her... quick. As. Quick. As. Possible. Turning a dark blue, his lower regions twitched, and with one hand, he attempted to shimmy out of his pants.]

You're my prisoner now love!

[He grinned, moving in to kiss her collarbone.]

/lazy glados/ also, rated M thread.

/the laziest/ and oops aslfkjsf yup

ahahaha

ksjhasf she's also a moron too

ahahaha man these two

they are the best couple seriously

i cant

all the cans they are gone

ahahaha she's sneaky!

AWYIS.

Re: AWYIS.

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject