question time, Dictated

[originalcopy]

[soooo bored!  At first the "stay locked in your room" plan seemed perfect, but after a week it's losing it's appeal.]

Hey, Is the kissing thing done yet? 

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[originalcopy]

Hey! That is my girlfriend you're talking about.

Your little duche-bag friends at Project Freelancer gave her that fuckin' psycho AI!

[i_got_this]

Yeeeeah, you know what? I just got back from vacation, I'd rather not hear anything about the AIs.

[originalcopy]

Yeah well... if anyone is going to insult Tex, it's going to be me. I fuckin' earned that shit!

[i_got_this]

Wow. Yeah, she sure sounds like a real winner.

[originalcopy]

Fuck you South... Yeah, she was always kind of a bitch, I'm not exactly prince charming myself. The point is we were good together.

And you Freelancers fucked it all up!

[i_got_this]

Hey, blame the Durector; my life apparently got fucked up too, okay?

[originalcopy]

[angry muttering]
Fine, whatever... just, stop talking shit about Tex for now alright.

[i_got_this]

Touchy! Who spit in your Wheaties this morning?

[originalcopy]

I've been stuck in my room, counting the cracks in my wall for a week.

[i_got_this]

Simple solution; get the fuck out. Maybe go count the cracks in someone else's room for a change.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, maybe... I don't know.

[i_got_this]

Your choice, but don't bitch about it if you're not gunna do anything about it!

[originalcopy]

[laughs]
Hey, bitching about things has become one of my favorite hobbies.

[thoughtful pause as he weighs the risks of getting caught by the kissing thing with the risks of going crazy staying in his room.]
I do want to check out that city. Is everyone there a "guest" of this place?

[i_got_this]

What, you mean like castle residents living in the city? Yeah, there are a few. Hell if I know who they are.

[originalcopy]

Are the people in the city originally from the castle?

[i_got_this]

Oh, you mean all of them.

No fucking clue. Maybe? You should go find out.

[originalcopy]

Ah fuckit... what else am I going to do.

So, ah... you still up for playing tour guide?

[i_got_this]

Sure. I'm in the lobby. [Doo dee doo, prepping her backpack]

[originalcopy]

Lobby huh... isn't that going to be a bit crowded.

I'm not looking to run lip first into anyone here.

[i_got_this]

Okay, one, we'll just be in the lobby for a moment, and two, it's just a fucking kiss; you're not marrying anyone.

[originalcopy]

Fine

I don't have a problem with kissing, I'd just rather do it because I actually want to. Not because some stupid trick makes me.

[i_got_this]

Yeah, well, that's the castle. If it's not kissing, it's something else. But don't worry, there shouldn't be nutcrackers around the city.