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So does everybody here celebrate New Years the right way? Or is there some twist I'm not aware of?

[He pauses a very long time before adding a filter. Damon is pretty certain he shouldn't be offering his help at all. Definitely not for this. And definitely not to her. But he's got a title to protect here, so what's one more likely bad decision?]

[Lana]

I'll play your love interest. Set up the little double date with Lucrezia if you want.

[Short, sweet, & to the point because otherwise he's going to write something more scathing, sarcastic, & bitchy.]

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I have learned that it takes all kinds here and the castle likes to help.

From Egyptian goddesses killing people for not having the right heart to dinosaurs -- there's always something else for everyone to survive.

Damn, I missed Jurassic Park night?

I missed it too, but yeah. It was a week on an island of dinosaurs and... I guess adventure.

Did anybody get eaten by raptors?

[Oh, Damon you joke, but Ian Malcolm wouldn't be joking and Jurassic Park is exactly where they were all taken - so your pop culture references are the TRUTH.]

I don't know that much about it. I think someone got eaten... [Jack Harkness.....] but I wasn't there for that one.

I know there are still dinosaurs here. Oliver Queen had one, but he's gone. So, I don't know who ended up with that one. There are a few running in the woods, but I'm sure they'll get eaten by something else someday.

There needs to be a new rule.

When people first get here, skip the crap about the ghosts and wishes and losses and just jump straight to the dinosaurs.

It's out there somewhere. Probably. [the rules changed when they all realized the castle was bringing them to places instead of changing the castle itself.]

Any other crazy wildlife people forgot to mention?

Eyeless buffalo. There are sheep with eight legs too. [Jo had to eat one. Once.] Talking cats. [She's trying to remember it all.]

I'm trying to start a book of them, just so that it's easier to find out things. It's just... a lot of work.

There are the ponies, but they aren't native to here. Pokemon. [She makes a face, trying to think of more...]