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So does everybody here celebrate New Years the right way? Or is there some twist I'm not aware of?

[He pauses a very long time before adding a filter. Damon is pretty certain he shouldn't be offering his help at all. Definitely not for this. And definitely not to her. But he's got a title to protect here, so what's one more likely bad decision?]

[Lana]

I'll play your love interest. Set up the little double date with Lucrezia if you want.

[Short, sweet, & to the point because otherwise he's going to write something more scathing, sarcastic, & bitchy.]

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It sure beats the random kidnapping threats. [Because, she actually wonders what happened with that... she hadn't seen the journal that day and then there was no big boom of people being upset... so she guesses it worked out okay.]

[Damon on the other hand, just glossed right over that. He's behaving himself, doesn't mean he needs to go play good guy to that extreme.]

I thought those could've been a little more imaginative.

I have learned that it takes all kinds here and the castle likes to help.

From Egyptian goddesses killing people for not having the right heart to dinosaurs -- there's always something else for everyone to survive.

Damn, I missed Jurassic Park night?

I missed it too, but yeah. It was a week on an island of dinosaurs and... I guess adventure.

Did anybody get eaten by raptors?

[Oh, Damon you joke, but Ian Malcolm wouldn't be joking and Jurassic Park is exactly where they were all taken - so your pop culture references are the TRUTH.]

I don't know that much about it. I think someone got eaten... [Jack Harkness.....] but I wasn't there for that one.

I know there are still dinosaurs here. Oliver Queen had one, but he's gone. So, I don't know who ended up with that one. There are a few running in the woods, but I'm sure they'll get eaten by something else someday.

There needs to be a new rule.

When people first get here, skip the crap about the ghosts and wishes and losses and just jump straight to the dinosaurs.

It's out there somewhere. Probably. [the rules changed when they all realized the castle was bringing them to places instead of changing the castle itself.]

Any other crazy wildlife people forgot to mention?

Eyeless buffalo. There are sheep with eight legs too. [Jo had to eat one. Once.] Talking cats. [She's trying to remember it all.]

I'm trying to start a book of them, just so that it's easier to find out things. It's just... a lot of work.

There are the ponies, but they aren't native to here. Pokemon. [She makes a face, trying to think of more...]