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[onlyanapple]

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

Comments

[not_mafia]

But for a hundred years?! That's not--! [Not possible, not for a human.]

[onlyanapple]

That's nothing. A hundred years is barely a blink in time for me.

[not_mafia]

S-seriously? Just what are you?

[onlyanapple]

Wow. You mean no one bothered to even tell you?

I'm a demon.

1/2

[not_mafia]

............

2/2

[not_mafia]

S...somehow I feel like I'm not nearly as surprised as I should be.

[And that's the sign that he's been in this castle for too long.]

[onlyanapple]

I honestly thought it would be common courtesy to at least mention this before now. Bloody hell our housemates are self involved sometimes.

And really, no you shouldn't be surprised. At all, in fact. Given we're in a magical castle and all.

[not_mafia]

E..eh... I guess that explains the stairs on that first day. And the snake thing...

[onlyanapple]

...And you honestly never thought to question this before? [Wow, where does Ino FIND these people?]

[not_mafia]

I did! Just... other things came up.

[onlyanapple]

Things more important than me?

[not_mafia]

[THIS FEELS LIKE A TRAP] U-uh-- distracting things, that's all!

[onlyanapple]

Such as? [It is the biggest of traps]

[not_mafia]

Um... my friend melting you out of the block of ice you were trapped in while you were a snake?

[onlyanapple]

...

I was trapped in a block of ice?

[not_mafia]

Yep. I guess you hibernated through it or something?

[onlyanapple]

I tend to try to avoid Christmas if I can. ...Explain to me why I was in a block of ice.

[not_mafia]

Umm. Well, there was a week where for some reason the castle was frozen over, and it happened to the house too. And I guess you got caught in it, somehow.

[onlyanapple]

...Well that's just bollocks. I moved into the town to avoid castle idiocy like that.

[not_mafia]

Ahahaha... man, Paradisa is a really crazy place sometimes. [ONLY SOMETIMES THOUGH]

[onlyanapple]

No, really? I never noticed.

[not_mafia]

--h-hey! You don't have to be rude about it!

[onlyanapple]

Have you met me? Of course I need to be rude about it.

[not_mafia]

[a grumbling mumble] One of those people, huh...

[onlyanapple]

I'm not a person, I'm a demon.