Uranium 238 is the most common isotope found in nature

[onlyanapple]

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

I suppose that is asking too much from them.

[likethetragedy]

At least it keeps things interesting around here.

[onlyanapple]

We could never be bored, at least.

[likethetragedy]

That's what is most important.

[onlyanapple]

Exactly. I'd take some interesting if horrifying things happening over being bored.

[likethetragedy]

[She laughs.] You're going to get in trouble admitting things like that publicly.

[Not that either of them actually care.]

[onlyanapple]

Oh nooooo, not trouble, whatever will I do?

[likethetragedy]

Sleep through it?

[onlyanapple]

Well, it is a legitimate escape strategy. What else would you suggest?

[likethetragedy]

I usually fight. That's probably not for you.

[onlyanapple]

Yeah, I'll pass. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[likethetragedy]

You can talk about their eyes. It will fit right in with your "lover" lifestyle.

[onlyanapple]

Usually bringing up the subject of eyes makes them want to see my own.

[likethetragedy]

Their hair? Most of us have that.

[onlyanapple]

Unless of course they don't. Or they have too much of it. Might be a sensitive subject.

[likethetragedy]

You're putting way too much thought into this.

[onlyanapple]

I have to do something to keep me entertained.

[likethetragedy]

Have you ever thought of picking up a more useful hobby? Knitting maybe? I bet you'd be a great knitter.

[onlyanapple]

Knitting is something Aziraphale would do. It's for losers.

[likethetragedy]

Only teenagers go around calling people losers for liking things they don't like.

[onlyanapple]

Then go ahead and call me a teenager.

[likethetragedy]

Fine. You're a really old teenager, Crowley.

[onlyanapple]

There's no need to use the O word.

[likethetragedy]

Is that a touchy subject?

[onlyanapple]

It's not a touchy subject because it's not even accurate.