Uranium 238 is the most common isotope found in nature

[onlyanapple]

Honestly, you take a small nap for a couple of weeks and the whole place goes down the pan. You people honestly can't be left alone for five minutes, can you?

[He'll give a scoff, flicking through the journal pages]

Not that I actually care or any bollocks like that, but people I don't hate: are any of you dead and/or left to greener pastures? I need to update my address book.

[Then, carefully, he'll start to write...]

RESOLUTION #1 - I will learn not to -

[There's a tap of a pen, then a sigh. He can't do it. Not without the angel]

Nope. It's not the same.

Comments

[nihilo]

Six. That's a good number, isn't it?

[onlyanapple]

So long as they're not arranged three in a row.

[nihilo]

Wouldn't that be best?

[onlyanapple]

Nothing ever good comes from those numbers meeting up.

[nihilo]

Really? Tell me a few of the bad things.

[onlyanapple]

They're often a sign of the apocalypse for a start, and that's no good for anyone.

[nihilo]

Not even for the Serpent?

[onlyanapple]

Definitely not even for me.

[nihilo]

Whose job is it to bring about the apocalypse?

[onlyanapple]

The Anti-Christ, but he ultimately decided against it.

[nihilo]

[ Clucking her tongue at him. ] Did you have something to do with that? I hazard someone's unhappy about it.

[onlyanapple]

Oh no, it was his choice. [Pause] I did sort of lose him for a bit, so he grew up human. Might of had something to do with it.

And yeah, Hell was very unhappy with me, but then I ended up here, so I have something of a temporary stay of punishment.

[nihilo]

Ah. Who'd have thought growing up human would be good for anyone.

[onlyanapple]

Humanity is stronger than anyone gives them credit.

[nihilo]

Aw, I'm flattered.

[onlyanapple]

That was exactly what I was going for, too.

[nihilo]

I'll pass it on to the average human who would be more deserving.

[onlyanapple]

You think you don't deserve flattery?

[nihilo]

Not if it's intended for being humane.

[onlyanapple]

I'd say that sort of thing comes naturally to you lot, but I know better.

[nihilo]

It doesn't take as much practice for some, apparently.

[onlyanapple]

Humans. Varied are they are predictable.

[nihilo]

How about demons? Are there undemonic ones?

[onlyanapple]

[Ahahahaha yes him]

...Define 'undemonic'.

[nihilo]

More moral ones? Compassionate maybe, that seems rather a human trait.