Skit 5: Escape plans

[protosshaze]

Oh. Asbel isn't here anymore. Does that mean the castle sneezed him out?

[there is a lack of a daddy figure. What do, castle?]

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[whistles_the_blues]

Well Sophie, what do you like to do for fun?

[protosshaze]

I like planting flowers.

[whistles_the_blues]

Well, normally I would ask if you want to go out and do that but it's kind of winter and I imagine that wouldn't turn out so well.

...anything else?

[protosshaze]

Can you make crablettes?

[whistles_the_blues]

[There's an awkward pause. He's never had to cook anything before, it's not really a top priority for a robot who has no need to eat.]

I could learn.

...What's a crablette?

[protosshaze]

It's a crab omelette. It's delicious.

[whistles_the_blues]

[This would be his greatest challenge yet. Of all the things the Doctor had taught him about humanity, why didn't he learn to cook?]

I don't know if I can, but I'll try.

[protosshaze]

The castle makes it wrong, but I know the ingredients.

[whistles_the_blues]

Well if you know the ingredients I'm sure we can figure it out together.

[protosshaze]

That sounds like fun!

[whistles_the_blues]

Well are you hungry right now?

It might take a bit to find the kitchen, but I can meet you there if you want?

[protosshaze]

The kitchen is on the first floor. It's very easy to find.

[whistles_the_blues]

Well, I'll see you there then.

[There's a light thumping sound as he heads out of his room toward the kitchen.]

[protosshaze]

Okay. [she's only on the sixth floor, so she doesn't have far to go]

[whistles_the_blues]

[She'll likely run into a robot with sunglasses and a scarf by the door.]

You're Sophie, I presume?

[protosshaze]

Yes. And you're Break.

[whistles_the_blues]

You got me.

So, shall we figure out how to make these crablettes?

[protosshaze]

I know there is crab... and omelettes.

[whistles_the_blues]

I've never made an omelette before. This is going to be interesting.

[protosshaze]

I think there are eggs.

This is going to end well. I know it.

[whistles_the_blues]

Maybe there's a manual for these kinds of things inside? Kitchens have those, right?

[He walks into the kitchen and starts looking around for a cook book.]

It's going to be beautiful

[protosshaze]

I think so.

In a "What has science done?" kind of way.

[whistles_the_blues]

How about you find us some crab and the eggs, I'll track down the manual and figure out what else we need. Sound good?

[protosshaze]

Okay! [hopefully there are dead crabs in the fridge because she will look there first]

[whistles_the_blues]

[It's possible, magic castle and all. Heck, maybe there are live crabs in there?

Blues ends up finding a cook book laying around and starts to glance through the pages while Sophie looks for the crabs.]