[2] 71 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, that had been a week of ridiculousness, and Bunny had learned the rather harsh lesson that he was not as up to fighting as he was back on Earth. He really needed to work on that belief thing here. Maybe even try something for the other Guardians, should they ever show up. If theyw ere to protect the children here, they needed to be on better form than this]

Right. So I'm going to avoid mirrors in this place for a good long while. I hear that sort of thing is regular around here? How regular, exactly?

[Children]

All of you okay?

Comments

[gottaknockhard]

Sounds serious.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

It is, I've kept it for centuries.

[gottaknockhard]

Centuries.

[He doesn't know what to think about that. How he got lumped in with these people...]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Yeah, centuries. Four hundred years? Maybe five hundred. I lost count.

[gottaknockhard]

[Now he forgot what he was talking about.]

I can see how you would.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Good job there Spike]

...What's that supposed to mean?

[gottaknockhard]

[Hey, he's at least been here long enough not to call him a liar.]

Nobody really wants to narrow down their age when it gets that high.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[That's something at least]

Oh, I'm older than that. That's just how long I've had this job. I've been around for thousands of years, me.

[gottaknockhard]

[Not that there's even a way to prove that... He's just going with it.]

And this is your first magic castle?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...There's the Tooth Palace, but it's not really the same thing.

[gottaknockhard]

... [Tooth Palace. Why does he even talk to new people.] Yeah, not at all.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Let him tell you about the Tooth Fairy, Spike] It doesn't kidnap you for a start.

[gottaknockhard]

[Yes, tell him. Fairy owes him some money.]

That's a relief.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[All tooth to gift exchanges are non refundable]

Besides, even if it did, Tooth would just talk your ears off. Nothing like this.

[gottaknockhard]

[He'll take that up with the fairy. He should at least get a couple of woolongs for a childhood's worth of teeth.]

A talking palace? [--Spike, no. Why are you asking...]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Good luck with that Buddy]

What? No. Tooth is the name of the queen that lives there. Toothiana, actually.

[gottaknockhard]

Interesting name.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

So's Bunnymund, really. It suits her, though.

[gottaknockhard]

[...]

You're Bunnymund?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

That's my name.

...Someone mentioned me already?

[gottaknockhard]

Nope. Never heard of you.

[But he did meet a guy named giraffe once, so Tooth and Bunnymund really isn't that hard to handle.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

How about the Easter Bunny? [Come on Spike say you've heard of the Easter Bunny]

[gottaknockhard]

[No, he refuses to say that out loud.]

What about it?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Him not it. And that's me. The Easter Bunny.

[gottaknockhard]

...

[Wow, he didn't see that coming. Although they did have Santa pass through, why the hell not?]

That time of the year already?