[2] 71 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, that had been a week of ridiculousness, and Bunny had learned the rather harsh lesson that he was not as up to fighting as he was back on Earth. He really needed to work on that belief thing here. Maybe even try something for the other Guardians, should they ever show up. If theyw ere to protect the children here, they needed to be on better form than this]

Right. So I'm going to avoid mirrors in this place for a good long while. I hear that sort of thing is regular around here? How regular, exactly?

[Children]

All of you okay?

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[i_got_this]

You're Jesus?!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

What? No!]

Streuth, I'm the Easter Bunny.

[i_got_this]

[South fails to hold back a snort of laughter.]

Right, and I'm fucking Santa Claus.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

The lack of a Russian accept and the endless one-upmanship makes me think otherwise, sheila. [Oh and the fact you're a girl. He guesses]

[i_got_this]

Yeah well didn't you know, I'm in disguise the rest of the year. [South, just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.] I wouldn't have guessed the Easter Bunny was Australian.

Or could even talk, for that matter.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

The things I never knew. [It's ok, this is prime North ribbing amo in the future. Yep] No one ever guesses that. I never figure what else people expect me to be.

[Oh wait no] You didn't think I was an ordinary bunny, did you?

[i_got_this]

Well, no. But I guess I was just expecting you to cluck like a chicken.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...Please don't tell me you thought I laid he Easter eggs, because I have had enough of that to last a lifetime.

[i_got_this]

Well, yeah, that was the myth. So if you really are the Easter Bunny, what the hell do you do?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I grow them, paint them and bring them to the world, hiding them for kids to find. I bring Spring and hope to the world at the same time.

[i_got_this]

... Grow them? What, like little beans or something? [She's so confused now.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

No, they grow in flowers.

[i_got_this]

What the hell kind of eggs grow in flowers?!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Easter eggs. Pay attention.

[i_got_this]

Easter eggs, Deviled eggs ... eggs shouldn't come in flowers! It doesn't make any sense!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Easter eggs do, and they don't have to make sense. They're magical.

[i_got_this]

Oh fuck me, not the 'm' word.

That's just another way of saying 'shit science hasn't explained yet'.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

She says when she's talking to the Easter Bunny.

[i_got_this]

Yeah, I'm sure there's a very scientific explanation to that too, like you have multiple personality disorder or something.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Dryly] On weekends, my name is Frank.