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[shenunigans]

so i know the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club
but after the shenanigans from a week ago and the devastating loss of drink pushing bears
i gotta say
i am really god damn bored
i am watching my fingernails grow here people
youve gotta fucking help me

if any of you happen to be a badass or something
you should get your bad ass up on the roof and bring your a game
it is on
paradisa
fite me
imma be chilling on the roof above the courtyard if you got the skills to punch the guys who give you the bills

bring it

[ooc: Long story short, Dave is bored and pretty restless. He's looking for someone to practise fighting with but he also wants to scope out the fighting crowd here. If you want to jump right into action that is OK!]

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[dupable]

[ Hehehehe

Okay, enough playing around. With a sudden burst of wind oddly enough streaming straight up into the air John flies over the edge of the building onto the roof with a little gymnast landing. ]

[shenunigans]

[Wow. Okay. He's pretty damn jealous of that. He wants to do that. But he fails to look impressed of course.]

That...

Is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

[dupable]

[ John rolls his eyes, not taking Dave's insult seriously at all. ]

Yeah, whatever. Who else is up here anyway? Did anyone take you up on the fight thing?

[shenunigans]

Plenty of people. No idea who they are, though. There was one douche on the journals calling me an asshole. Jokes on him, plenty of bitches want to fight me.

How do you wanna do this?

[dupable]

By sitting here and watching you fight all those people that apparently actually agreed to fight you already.

[shenunigans]

..Dude, no. You are here to get your ass handed to you and I have my handing gloves all hot and ready. Let's do this, c'mon.

[dupable]

Man, are you still going on about that?

[shenunigans]

Dude, yes. That's why I did the damn journal post in the first place. I wouldn't have asked if my mind wasn't all squared up on having an epic battle.


Besides, not even a bromance as deep as ours is strong enough to withstand the fact that you've been rustling the hell out of my jimmies lately.

[dupable]

What? I haven't done anything lately! You're the one that keeps making things up.

[shenunigans]

You broke our sacred bond of broship by not trusting me, that's what you did. I think that warrants a smack down between us.

[dupable]

I am not fighting you because I didn't believe all your dumb stories about how you and my dad are secretly friends.

[shenunigans]

Yeah? Well it looks like I'm gonna have to tell your Dad that his son is a pussy who won't help his friend stay in form by fighting him with his gaylord windy powers.

[dupable]

Okay, dude. But I really think you should stop talking to stranger older men claiming to be your best friends' dads online.

[shenunigans]

I will never stop talking to your dad ever. He understands me and how dumb his son is. This train of friendship isn't stopping at your negativity station, pal.

[dupable]

[ This joke would be great! If his dad wasn't kind of dead. ]

Okay, lets stop talking about that, because we both know that is a lie and it's kind of not even funny. Are you gonna fight a bunch of people up here while I watch or what? Because I am gonna be pretty disappointed if I flew all the way up here for nothing!

[shenunigans]

[One of the downsides to having both a terrible memory and a terrible idea of how people emotionally handle things. Dave doesn't really realise he's touching a sensitive subject here.]

Fine. I'm done with it anyway. [He purses his lips a little at the comment, trying not to scowl.] They're probably waiting for you to back off. If you don't want to waste a trip, fight me.

[dupable]

[ Hey, at least Dave isn't leaving him notes like his dad used to. Points for that kind of? John goes to take a seat on the ledge around the castle though, clearly not looking like he's about to fight. ]

What if I just move over here? I am not in the way over here. Now people can fight you all they want!

[shenunigans]

[Not yet, but don't give him any ideas.

Dave watches him take a seat on the ledge, raising an eyebrow at him and tapping his sword on his shoulder impatiently.]

Why don't you just fight me? C'mon. Are you scared? [Let him see the windy thing goddamn.]

[dupable]

[ Dammit, Dave!

He gives Dave a funny look. He's not sure why he's so determined to fight John, but not having a family member that used to drag him up to the roof to kick his ass this all seems like a pretty odd way to bond to him.

Obviously you through pies in people's faces to show them you care. That's normal! ]

Not really, I just don't really see why we should fight. I mean! If you want to fight random guys or whatever I am not to stop you though.

[shenunigans]

[See, John! Dave misses his weird guardian thing too. You insult him by not fighting him! Or something.

Really, he's just being stubborn.]

Because that's the whole reason I did the post. [Ugh.] Whatever. [He gives John a long look before he shrugs dramatically and steps over to John, leaning against the ledge.] Sup?

[dupable]

[ What an insensitive boob John is! Or maybe he just doesn't feel like fighting right now. He does grin when Dave seems to give it up and walks over to just hang out with him. ]

Not much, I was just taking Rock out for a walk earlier.

[ A pause. ]

Hey, have you met him yet?

[shenunigans]

[Maybe he should fake it for his friend! Whatever. Dave just decides he's afraid of losing and stops caring because he's better.]

Please don't tell me you have a pet rock. [A beat.] Please don't tell me you take your pet rock out on walks. [He can see it. Vividly.]

[dupable]

[ Never. John likes to be honest with people. And okay, Dave, you believe that. John will let you believe that. ]

What? No, that's dumb. He's a giant fire dog thing. Well, not really a dog. Kind of a dog? I am not exactly sure what he is.

[shenunigans]

So what you're saying is- you have a pokemon?
[He gives him a confused look, but it's not really apparent thanks to the shades.]
Where did you get a pokemon?

[dupable]

[ He looks oddly impressed here. ]

Yeah! Someone told you about them? Anyway, my friend Rin gave him to me.