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[shenunigans]

so i know the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club
but after the shenanigans from a week ago and the devastating loss of drink pushing bears
i gotta say
i am really god damn bored
i am watching my fingernails grow here people
youve gotta fucking help me

if any of you happen to be a badass or something
you should get your bad ass up on the roof and bring your a game
it is on
paradisa
fite me
imma be chilling on the roof above the courtyard if you got the skills to punch the guys who give you the bills

bring it

[ooc: Long story short, Dave is bored and pretty restless. He's looking for someone to practise fighting with but he also wants to scope out the fighting crowd here. If you want to jump right into action that is OK!]

Comments

[dupable]

oh man...
i am coming up there and watching this.

[ So he can bail Dave's ass out if he starts getting kicked around, but also to watch the fun before then. ]

[shenunigans]

why dont you get your ass up here so i can beat it egbert

[dupable]

i could...
but since you are going through all the trouble of calling people out to come fight you i don't want to beat you up before you have a chance to take on anyone else.

[shenunigans]

hahahahaha
youre funny egbert
i forgot how fucking funny you can be
it is on
get your ass up here

[dupable]

i don't know if you really wanna do this dave.
i don't think it is gonna end well for you.

[psych0p0mps]

haha ok consider it brought
i havent sparred with anybody in a while

[shenunigans]

thems fightin words if i ever heard them
you know where i am timesis
let the bringening begin

[psych0p0mps]

alright
oh by the way is this powers or no powers

[shenunigans]

elaborate on powers and ill think on it
are we talking time powers or do you have another ace up those sleeves

Dictated

[originalcopy]

Look, I just got done being chewed on by a giant dragon-thing...

I'm really not in the mood to play "fight club" with some bored kid.

Dictated

[shenunigans]

Woah, woah. I never said it was mandatory, bro. No need to be an asshole because some pyromaniac lizard got snap happy on you.

Unless you're scared some bored kid is going to whoop your ass.

Dictated

[originalcopy]

Hardly, I've had my ass kicked by the best.

Some loud mouthed kid only gets on my radar for being obnoxious.

Look, if you really want to find sparring partners there are way more constructive ways to do it. You know, other than standing on the roof and acting like a pretentious douche.

Dictated

[shenunigans]

Right, of course you have.

I sure am loud, look how loud my text was man. I should turn my font down a notch so I don't wake up more pissy people.

Whoops, I'll just tell the people who responded to can it because I'm obviously doing this wrong. Thank you man, where would I be without your super helpful advice.

You aren't interested? Cool. Move it along.

Written

[cyan_maid]

Hoo hoo hoo!
If you're really going to spend all your down time getting into scraps, you're going to end up bruised and hurt by the time any real danger comes!

Written

[shenunigans]

jane please
as if a couple of bruises are going to harsh my badass buzz
if something dangerous comes up ill come back kicking AND ill be all warmed up from fighting
cant stay perfect forever you know
ill get rusty if i dont throw myself at other people with shitty attention spans and too much time on their hands

Written

[cyan_maid]

Well, if you're sure, then have fun!
Don't do anything too reckless - you're on the roof, you know!

Written

[shenunigans]

yes mom i promise
please
ive been have roof fights since forever
my bib fluttered in the wind majestically while i did

[kid_apocalypse]

I...could be up for that, I think. I've done a little training since I got here, but fighting someone from another world might be fun! Should I bring any weapons or anything? I don't actually have a sword or anything, but I could probably improvise something easy enough.

[shenunigans]

sweet
id be lying if i said this is the first fight i had a lil hand in initiating but its been a damn long time since i practised for reals
im bringing my sword so if you wanna improvise with something go bananas
just gonna say i fight better with a weapon
just putting that out there

[kid_apocalypse]

Well...umm...I have powers that make it so...ummm...my whole body is sort of a weapon, if I want it to be. I'm not very good at fighting yet, which is why I need the practice. I'll...be up there in a bit.

[A short while later, Dave will be joined by a kid with gray skin and red eyes, wearing what looks like a black school uniform.]

You're...umm...the guy who wants to fight, right? My name's Evan. Evan Sabahnur.

[shenunigans]

[Dave is chilling on the roof as he waits for some of the responses to show up. He's brought his neat sword and has it rested on his shoulder. It's ugly, but it has the neat ability to freeze people. Though it's not particularly strong in Paradisa.]

Sup, that's me. I'm Strider. Dave Strider. [He holds out a fist for a brofist.]

[asseenontv]

I do not think you would be much of a challenge, but I would not mind training.

[...Sorry, Dave. Being a genetically engineered gladiator has kind of warped his power level views]

[shenunigans]

woah woah woah
dont be so quick to sell me short buddy
you havent seen me with a sword

w/e
if you are a toughie we can figure out a way to even out the playing field

[asseenontv]

True. And if you have suggestions for making things a little more interesting... well, I haven't found a decent fight here yet.

[And he will, in fact, be making his way to the roof shortly - unarmed, though that's not a lot of a handicap for this guy]

[shenunigans]

making things interesting is basically my true calling

[Dave is sitting on the ledge of the roof with his sick sword rested on his shoulder. It doesn't look like much, but it can freeze people, assumedly with how ugly it is.

When he hears the other guy approach he stands and turns toward him, giving him a nod.]

Sup?