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[shenunigans]

so i know the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club
but after the shenanigans from a week ago and the devastating loss of drink pushing bears
i gotta say
i am really god damn bored
i am watching my fingernails grow here people
youve gotta fucking help me

if any of you happen to be a badass or something
you should get your bad ass up on the roof and bring your a game
it is on
paradisa
fite me
imma be chilling on the roof above the courtyard if you got the skills to punch the guys who give you the bills

bring it

[ooc: Long story short, Dave is bored and pretty restless. He's looking for someone to practise fighting with but he also wants to scope out the fighting crowd here. If you want to jump right into action that is OK!]

Comments

[cyan_maid]

A clown hunt.
How does one even properly organize one? Are there horns involved? Unicycles?

[shenunigans]

we play icp and leave faygo lying around until hes drawn from his hiding place
i guess horns could work
we all track him and honk horns until hes scared into the opening

[cyan_maid]

ICP...oh!
Oh, eugh, do you mean those gross rapper clowns?
He won't come out for carnival music? We'd HAVE to play that?

[shenunigans]

yeah i do
actually i dont think he reacted all that well to icp
but if we cage him it wont matter right

[cyan_maid]

Well, that depends.
How bad was his reaction exactly?

[shenunigans]

im not 100% sure
but i think he wanted to kill me

[cyan_maid]

Dave!!!

[shenunigans]

jane!!!

[cyan_maid]

Don't "Jane!!" me buster!!!

He wanted to KILL you?????

[shenunigans]

yeah
not really all that surprising considering how many other people he offed before rose and i got to their little meteor deal

[cyan_maid]

Were those people he killed trolls?
Because he's been combining troll body parts in our sprites like it's a national pastime!
It would explain where he got the bodies...

[shenunigans]

yeah they were
uh what
troll sprites
can you elaborate on that

[cyan_maid]

Well, he did it to my kernelsprite first.
He threw two different trolls into it, and they were combined into one sprite!
They didn't seem to be very compatible, though. They split apart in an explosion almost immediately.

[shenunigans]

huh
well thats nothing new
well actually the exploding is pretty fucking weird
any idea who it was

[cyan_maid]

Not really. I never did get a good look at the trolls he threw in, and the combination wasn't exactly...
Erm, pretty.
I was too frazzled to take note of much.

[shenunigans]

i really doubt any troll combo would be appealing
theyre a bucket of crazy on their own
no wonder it fucking exploded

did you get a look at the symbol or the horns

[cyan_maid]

Er, somewhat?
The symbol was sort of like a funny sun with horns.
As for the actual horns, one was quite long, like a bull's, and the other had a pincer-shape attached to the end.

[shenunigans]

huh
well
that sounds familiar
kind of like vriska for sure
not sure about the other half

[cyan_maid]

Whoa! I hadn't even thought of Vriska!
Do you think she really might have been one of the trolls??

[shenunigans]

i wouldnt know having not seen the abomination
but she does have the right sounding horns
i think i might know the other guy too now that i think about it

[cyan_maid]

Really??
Who is it - or was it, rather???

[shenunigans]

pretty sure it was tavros
he uses the brown letters and his quirk makes me want to punch him
like
moreso than with other trolls
funny guy
kind of dumb

[cyan_maid]

Tavros?
Huh. I haven't met him yet.

[shenunigans]

youll probably figure out who he is if he ever shows up
like with karkat

Did I forget my blue in the last comment ugh

[cyan_maid]

Then I suppose I will have to look forward to it, then.