0000 0001 (text)

[iin2ufferable]

here'2 how thii2 ii2 goiing two work.
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.

2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.







[plaintext]

here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.

so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.

[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]

Comments

Dictated

[originalcopy]

Holy crap dude... I have no idea what any of that just was.

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

Sucks to be you buddy.

Dictated

[originalcopy]

Meh, you get used to it.

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

You're telling me.

Dictated

[originalcopy]

And it's only just started... welcome to Castle Wonderfuck.

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

Yeah, thanks for that, I guess. And for not trying to tell me it's going to be great or something, like I would believe that.

Dictated all the way down

[originalcopy]

Fuck no, this place is bullshit.

[iin2ufferable]

Keep talking, because I think you are onto something. You may be the only half-decent person in this whole castle.

[originalcopy]

Fuckin' right I am.

I don't know what anyone else has told you about this place but it' breaks down to this.

One, you're stuck here. No one has found a way to escape yet... apparently not even in death.

Two, this place takes something away from you, just to be bastard. It could be a skill, a memory, a beloved item... something.

Three, if the first two weren't enough... The castle likes to play bullshit games with people. Viruses that make everyone act psycho, mirrors that vanish you into worlds filled with stupid, magic kissing.

[iin2ufferable]

It's shittier than I thought. Damn. But I don't think I'm missing anything, dude. Not anything out of the ordinary.

[originalcopy]

You'll figure it out eventually.

[iin2ufferable]

Or maybe there was nothing worth taking.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, like you should be so fuckin' lucky.

[iin2ufferable]

Lucky that I don't even have anything to bother taking because anything you could take from me would probably be a relief?

[originalcopy]

Oh god, save the drama kid... this isn't your blog.

[iin2ufferable]

Actually it kind of is except if blogs were on paper.

[ Why hasn't anyone invented that yet? ]

[originalcopy]

...

Fuck... Whatever, I think of it more as a comm system with most of the entries written.

[iin2ufferable]

That's what computers are for. This? This is just a book and I'll write whatever depressing mopey crap I want to write in my book.

[originalcopy]

That book is the closest thing to a computer you're going to get in this place. Unless, you find a way to build one yourself.

And you want to fill it with a bunch of emo crap, fine go for it. I'm sure everyone will just love reading it.

[iin2ufferable]

Just for you, I'm going to put all the emo-est crap I can think of in here, for your perusing pleasure.

[originalcopy]

And I'll just ignore you.
See how easy that is.

[iin2ufferable]

Then you can start any time now. Nothing's stopping you.

[originalcopy]

Good point.

Have fun figuring out the rest of the surprises Wonderfuck has in store for you.