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[iin2ufferable]

here'2 how thii2 ii2 goiing two work.
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.

2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.







[plaintext]

here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.

so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.

[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]

Comments

[wagers]

I like how you try really hard to put two and two together 8ut you still come up short!
Though I guess I could give you some credit for realizing that this is some form of kidnapping.
Not really anything that's considered standard 8y any means, 8ut there you have it.
I'd suggest dealing with the fact that you may very well 8ee here for a while.
(See, I did a small pun just so you could ease right in. How nice!)

[iin2ufferable]

nope.
fuck thii2 ii'm done already.
ii know what'2 really goiing on here now.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < what about an ac
:33 < is she allowed to talk to you too

[iin2ufferable]

an ac ii2 fiine two ii gue22.
2up?

1 / ???

[psych0p0mps]

[Skimming through the journal while eating breakfast (at 3 in the afternoon)? Sure, why not. Doesn't seem like much news since yesterday ...

wait a second what is this]

[psych0p0mps]

[the quirk. the noob confusion. the iince22ant biitchiing. COULD IT BE??????]

[psych0p0mps]

[wait, okay, calm down, Aradia. you've run into at least one doppelganger that turned out not to be him, possibly two. the castle could be just fucking with you.

> Try not to get too excited.]

OK DONE 0u0

[psych0p0mps]

[You fail to not get too excited.

Dictated:]

haha sollux you doofus
you know saying that is just going to make people bug you more right?

[greaselightning]

hey there chief, you knowv this place isnt so bad once you get used to it.
i could showv you around if you like, really get you settled in, showv you some of the perks of being here and all, if you get vwhat i mean.

[iin2ufferable]

ed what the fuck?
no 2eriiou2ly what the actual fuck ii2 wrong wiith you? ii mean beyond the u2ual.
diid you get bored of 2oundiing like a regular prententiiou2 douchebag and deciide to up the ante?

Dictated

[originalcopy]

Holy crap dude... I have no idea what any of that just was.

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

Sucks to be you buddy.

Written

[cyan_maid]

I know you would rather that most of us would "buzz off", but you are new and I want to say hello anyway!
So, hello! :B
Also, I can assure you that the castle is a might more interesting than any floating rocks.

[iin2ufferable]

hii complete 2tranger who ii have no iintere2t iin.
i can a22ure you ii wiill probably hate iit eiither way.
2o don't wa2te your tiime tryiing two wax poetiic about iit.

[nukeoleptic]

pfffff omg hahaha
you are so cranky

[iin2ufferable]

wow ii've never heard that one before.
diid you fiigure that out on your own or diid you have help?

Written

[jimfromit]

You sound sad.

Would you like a hug?

[iin2ufferable]

no.
ii would not liike a hug.
what could po22iibly ever make you want two do that?
or thiink that ii would eve 2ay ye2?

;dictated

[delincuente]

[Sorry man, no way is she "buzzing off". There's a single, happy laugh.]

Sollux?! Dude, I was starting to think I'd never get to read your stupid psycho babbling again. Welcome back.

dictated

[iin2ufferable]

[ If he didn't have a migraine before, he sure as hell does now. ]

Okay, but who the hell are you?

[shenunigans]

christ
wouldnt want to collide with any of your pointy sides right you edgy motherfucker
you know telling people not to talk to you is just going to lead us to you
youre like the delicious forbidden fruit of the internet tough guy

[iin2ufferable]

ii2 that really all you have two 2ay?
liike ii diidn't already know that, ii even SAIID 2O.
2o thank2 for the a2tute ob2ervatiion that actually diidn't need two be made.

Dictated

[kid_apocalypse]

The castle's actually a lot more interesting that it might seem at first. It just takes a little getting used to is all.

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

And I guess this is the part where you are going to try and tell me how wonderful it is and I'll call hoofbeastshit on it.

[goingrogue]

even if i told u its a castle of magyyks

[iin2ufferable]

e2peciially then.
2o don't do iit.