PARADISA

[ filtered to everyone except Eridan ]

I get it, the pies are a thing, whatever. I have basically come to the conclusion that everything that happens here happens solely to piss me off.

But seriously, who puts bees in a pie?

[ filtered to Eridan ]

Hey ED. I thought about what you said before. You know, about apologies and all that. If you're still into that, come to my block, I have something to give you.

[ Nepeta, written ]

hey np
can you come two my block?
for rea2on2.

[ everyone, dictated ]

So. What do purrbeasts eat? Will they eat a sandwich? Because that's about all I can cook so it better eat a sandwich or else it's shit out of luck.