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paradisa2013-01-24 12:32 pm
iin2ufferable) wrote in paradisa2013-01-24 12:32 pm
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here'2 how thii2 ii2 goiing two work.
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.
2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.
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here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.
so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.
[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.
2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.
[plaintext]
here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.
so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.
[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]
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here'2 the thiing about kk, ii am goiing two let you iin on a liittle 2ecret.
kk ba2iically come2 iin two flavor2:
loud a2 fuck and ow my fuckiing ear2 are bleediing.
that'2 iit. nothiing el2e.
ii am pretty 2ure he doe2n't even know the word quiiet ii2 a thiing.
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that doesnt surprise me at all
did you ever see him shout at himself?
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ii'm not jokiing when ii 2ay he doe2 iit all the tiime.
you 2tart two tune iit out after a whiile.
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where his past self was yelling at me
and his future self was yelling at him for yelling at me
these were some of the first impressions i got of trolls
i thought you were all completely nuts :P
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plea2e not the memo2.
ii don't even want two thiink about tho2e.
but you weren't wrong.
mo2t of our friiend2 are pretty off their rocker2.
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and karkat is pretty alright
i think eridan would have been ok except maybe he was hitting on me?? idk
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hiittiing on people ii2 ju2t what he doe2 becau2e he'2 lame.
when diid you talk two ff and kn?
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feferi talked to me a little after she died, too
mostly about the horrorterrors?
and kanaya was a really big help with the frogs
we space players have to stick together :o
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what do you mean ff diied? ff CAN'T diie.
ii mean techniically 2he can but no she'2 not goiing two diie.
2he'2 not goiing two diie becau2e that ii refu2e two fuck thii2 up liike ii fucked up everythiing el2e.
2he doe2n't de2erve two die for any rea2on so you can KEEP YOUR 2TUPIID UNFUNNY JOKE2 TWO YOUR2ELF.
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i didnt even think that maybe you didnt
argh!!!!!
feferi fixed it, dying isnt the end anymore
not that you probably want to hear that
maybe i confused her with someone else anyway
im sorry
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iit'2 not liike there'2 a whole ton of cute fii2h giirl2 wanderiing around out there.
iin fact there'2 only one 2o don't even liie two me becau2e ii know you are.
you thiink ii can't take iit?
becau2e you are probably riight about that but FUCK.
thii2 ii2n't comiing out riight.
ju2t tell me 2he'2 actually okay already!
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its just that she is also dead
she is dead and okay!!
that is something that she did
dying isn't the end anymore
things are alright for her, i promise
so please calm down D:
i didnt mean to upset you
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ju2t.
go away.
riight now.
plea2e.
before you make thii2 any wor2e than you already have.
iit'2 liike you found all the wor2t 2hiit two 2ay and 2aiid iit.
2o ju2t 2top.
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goodbye!!!!